[Hoof Hearted]

Alright, this is an idea spawned from the non-sentical chatter of a great freind of mine. I always said "GIMME YUR SOUL" to him over MSN, and he always responded with "For the Golden Fiddle!" We are both writing stories about the Golden Fiddle, and I wanted mine to be an IF story. So for the first post, I'll introduce the characters and the intro.

Thorin: A treasure hunter who has been searching for the fiddle for years. His prime objective is to keep it away from the kingpin.

Deadrising: Thorin's smart-aleky partner and best freind since College. He is a genious in terms of strategy and history, and is a bit of a nerd.

Aiedail 7: Thor and Dead's other partner and close freind. She is an expert languist and an ex-lawyer who helps in agreements and sellings of the teams artifacts.

Yodec: Leader of the National Historic Society's archelogic team. He is on good terms with Dead because of years of playing online games with each other, but is Thorin's long time rival.

E.B.: The kingpin. A ruthless BRITISH man who will do anything to get the Fiddle. He has the resources in every contry to do it too.

ICEAN: An assasian, second to none. He works for the guy who wants the golden gun fiddle.

Green Wolf Dragon: The Dragon keeper of the fiddle. She accepts souls for granting wishes, and she usually finds loopholes in them. Remember that she is a little crazy.

INTRO:

"Why a soul-taking, wish granting, Keeper-of-the-fiddle dragon lives in an alternate realm filled with pink flowers and smiling clouds I'll never know...or want too..." Ty Tubler said. He walked into the middle of a great circle that was etched into the ground. The area started to shake and Ty struggled to keep up.

From the edge of the earth flew up a great green dragon. "Why...have I been summoned?"

"Oh great dragon...I have a wish for you..." Ty said.

"OH! Another one of them! You always come here all "OMG! Plase gruents mah wizh!!!!11!!1one!! I giv joo mah sul!!!!!!!1!!11! Don't you people ever come just to say "hi" or have tea or anything like that?"

Ty frowned. "Er...you grant wishes....no one likes dragons...so...yeah, why would we come for any of that other stuff?"

Green's face sunk. "Fine...make a wish,"

"I wish for the Golden Fiddle!!!!"

"Your wish...is granted, but a soul must be given in trade! And since only you are here, then it must be your soul!" the dragon laughed and absorbed the soul of Ty. But she also returned him to earth and gave him the golden fiddle. He lived the rest of his normal life and the fiddle was lost over the years.

But now...in the current time, a clue has been found toward the golden fiddle's location, and will set off a course of events that will change the course of history forever!
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Alright, tell me what you think, and please, don't criticize, this story is for the entertainment of others!

This post has been edited by Deadrising: 28 July 2007 - 03:30 PM

[Thorin]

Awesome!!! I like!!! I am the leader, I am the leader, I am the leader, I am the...

I love it, Dead! But what, exactly, is the Golden Fiddle? Is it just a fiddle made of gold? Or something magical? Or will we simply have to wait and find out?

[Hoof Hearted]

You will have to wait until chapter one. E.B. will be describing exactly what the fiddle is good for and why anyone would want it. In fact, E.B. is descended from Ty. But if i go any further, then I'll spoil it. So anyway, I'll update either late tonight, or right when I get home tomarrow.

Oh shoot! that reminds me! My good pal E.B. doesn't even know he's in this! And neither does ICEAN!!!! I had best tell them!

This post has been edited by Deadrising: 23 April 2007 - 04:54 PM

[Thorin]

lol. I didn't either, at first. But since I'm a genius, I found it by chance. Go me.

Update soon! (Today? Today?)

[Aiedail7]

I'm a languist! (is that a word? I thought it was linguist) YAY! FORIEGN LANGUAGES!

[Skulblaka Shur'tugal Yodec]

And that dear friend of Dead's...well...its the guy posting....or is it? You'll just have to GIMME YOUR SOUL!!! And the golden fiddle...MUWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Again, my evilness arouses!!! Great job, dude!!!

[Hoof Hearted]

ALLLLLright! UPDATE TIME LOSERS!!!!
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"Eh screw that s***!" an archeologist said as he read the intro. "HIT IT!" And so the song "Centerfold" began playing and all the Archeologists began clapping in Rythem. Soon two archies shouted from their holes. "WE FOUND SOMTHING!!!!" \

"Make way! Make way!" Yodec shouted. He observed what the two men hoisted out of the hole. His eyes filled with pride. "Boys! Beer is on me tonight! We found what we were looking for!!

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Thorin sat in his study two days later reading the "New York Times". He looked over a certain article and shouted to Deadrising who was playing World of Warcraft. "HEY! They found the trunk!"

"Shut up you n00b! I'm running an important dungeon with my guild using Teamspeak!" Dead contered not even looking away from the screen.

"A dungeon? You just ran one yesterday! What one is this?"

"Er....Deadmines..."

"Dude! That's like, the lowest dungeon in the game!"

"I never beat VanCleef okay? Gosh!"

Thorin hit the power button on the computer. "Call Aiedail, we are gonna need her,"

***

"Kingpin! Kingpin!" a man shouted as he rushed into E.B.'s room.

"Shut up noob! I'm running an important dungeon with my party using Teamspeak!"

"A dungeon? Didn't you just run one yesterday?"

"Yeah...OH SHOOT!

"What?"

"My running partner just logged off! That's not like him! Well...I suppose you can continue on with your news now." E.B. turned around in his vinly chair and looked at the man. "Is it about the fiddle?"

"Yes, E.B."

"Finally, we have word. My Great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather's artifact is almost in my hands!" he laughed minically. "That's my evil laugh, I've been working on it for a while, what do you think?"

"er...great sir...but what does the golden fiddle do?"

"FOOL! You dare ask that? The Golden Fiddle is the most greatest fiddle ever! With it, one would become the strongest man alive! Just imagine! If I were to use it I could defeat the mafia, the Yakuza, the FBI!!! But that's not why I want it! I want it because whoever weilds it can play the fiddle without training!"

The man just stared.

[Skulblaka Shur'tugal Yodec]

I ruelz!!!! Nice job, Dead. More soon!!!

This post has been edited by Skulblaka Shur'tugal Yodec: 23 April 2007 - 08:32 PM

[Thorin]

Awesome! I love it!

Me and Yodec are TEH PWNZOR!!! Oh, wait, we're rivals...woops. I AM TEH PWNZOR!!!

[Hoof Hearted]

I like E.B. and Green's characters the most. Mainly because me and E.B. will be playing World of Warcraft with each other through the whole thing and not even know it. HAHA!

And I like Green's because she represents my part of the joke that my friend and I used to do.

[Aiedail7]

I found that hilarious! Keep it up, Dead!

[Thorin]

Yo, Deadsta, I think it's 'bout time you updated, foo'.

[Llama Brigade]

I like this, it's funny!

[Hoof Hearted]

The plane ride was long. Aiedail was in Europe studieing ancient Greek writings. And of course, Dead and Thor were living in San Francisco at the time. Deadrising didn't mind the flight. He finally got his troll to level 45. Thorin simply slept.

When they arrived the first thing they did was call Aiedail and tell her they were coming. She was very excited to say the least, after all, she hadn't seen them in three years. Hugs and hellos were exchanged when they met up, but soon it was down to business.
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E.B. was not happy. His banana phone, that he had payed 2,300 bucks for, was not working. On the positive side, the chest of his great blahblahblahblah watever grandfather was nearly in reach. "MAHAHAHAHAH!" he laughed evily. "Now, if I could only get those fools at Geico to give me car insurance! Then my life would be complete!" he shrugged and took out his laptop to play World of Warcraft. He checked his freinds list, and it seemed that his running mate from the day before was on. He typed "Hey man, what happened yesterday?"

A few seconds passed and a reply came. "Sorry my business partner turned my computer off. Were in Greece now!"

"O, that sucks. Hey wat business r e in?" he typed.

"Um...We're treasure hunters. We after some ancient artifact of power. I dont remember what it was called. Anyway we got an old freind here that is gonna come with us to translate and stuff. fun fun."

"lol,"

"=D"

"Well, anyways, I gotta go, duty calls,"

"Buh bye!"

E.B. logged off. "alright, call ICEAN, we must get the fiddle before the museam!"

[Llama Brigade]

Hilarious! But not as funny as Aiedail's stuff, XD. This World Of Warcraft is confusing me though, I've only played it twice at this gaming center and that was with a LAN connection.