[Aiedail Shadeslayer]

What would happen if some characters from books made it into our world? Well, first off, we need to decide who those characters would be. So, I am proud to introduce…..
ERAGON SHADESLAYER!!!!!
ARYA DRÖTTNINGU!!!!
MATRIM CAUTHON!!!!!
RAND AL'THOR!!!!!!!!
YODA, JEDI MASTER!!!!!!!!

And Deadrising as Josh!!!!!!
Aiedail7 as Kim!!!!
Dreaming as Emma!!!!

And I am you host, Ana or AS to you people here in the forums. Let’s give all the vic…I mean participants a big hand!!!

……*cricket’s chirping*

Eragon: Awkward.

Ana: Oh shut up Eragon.

Arya: So, what are we doing?

Ana: Well, you are all being transported to my world. We are going to see how you react to the surroundings.

Eragon: ……huh?

Ana: *slaps face* Just be quiet and we will see.



EPISODE 1!!!!!!!!!!

The gang is gathered in Ana’s house. Rand and Mat are staring at the TV screen in fascination and Arya has discovered the wonders of…MAKE-UP!!!!!

Ana: ARYA!!! No, that eye shadow does NOT go with that outfit!! (not that I would know, I know nothing about make-up. ^-^)

Arya: Well, what does?

Ana: Watch and learn.

*Thirty minutes later*

Everyone, I would like you to meet, the new Arya!!!

Arya steps out, dressed in a white mini with a light pink top, her black hair curled.

Eragon: *drool*

Ana: *slaps him upside the head*

Eragon: Owie!!! *faints*

Rand: Wow, Arya, you look nice.

Arya, shyly: Thank you.

Mat, rolling his eyes: Ok, enough. Ana, what is there to eat?

Yoda: Think of your stomach all the time you must not. More to life there is.

Mat: Yeah, yeah, whatever.

Yoda hits Mat over the head with his all-powerful walking stick.

Mat: OWIE!!!!!

Ana: Crybaby. *hands him an ice pack*

Mat: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT BURNS!!!! IT IS COLD!!!!!!!!!!!

Ana: Uh, yeah, it is an ice pack, you twit. You put it on the place that hurts.

Mat: Huh??

Ana: Here. *puts the ice pack on his head*

Mat: Oh.

Rand is currently staring at Arya, thinking she is at least as pretty as Elayne, Aviendha and Min (Get those thoughts out of your head, you unfaithful pig!!!!).

Mat: Hey, Rand, look at this game!! It involves lots of lights and violence!!!

Rand: COOL!!!

The two boys start to play Medal of Honor on Ana’s PS2.

Ana: Dumb boys.

A knock at the door attracts her attention. She opens it to find the totally hot guy from next door standing on her door step.

Totally Hot Guy From Next Door(THGFND): Uh…hi. I was wondering, do you know what this thing is? *holds up a burnt lump that looks suspiciously like a lump of steak.*

Ana: Um, No I don’t, but I bet I know who does.

Arya pops her head up over Ana’s

Arya: Hi!!

THGFND: Uh…Hi.

Ana: Excuse us. *yanks Arya out of the doorway and goes to see who burnt that steak.*

The boys: ………

Yoda: Know who did it, I do not.

Ana: Whatever.

She returns to the door.

Ana: Sorry, I couldn’t figure it out.

THGFND: That’s ok. Later!

Arya: Where did he go????

Ana: He went back to his home, retard.

Arya: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs away to cry*

Ana: Stupid elf.

Rand: Soooooooooooooooo……..what do we do now?

Everyone looks around. Ana pipes up.

Ana: Let’s go to Six Flags!!!

Everyone: YEAH!!!

They get into Ana’s car and drive to Six Flags, Fiesta Texas. YAY!!!!

TO BE CONTINUED…………………..

IN THE NEXT EPISODE……

What surprises will await our crew at Six Flags? Will Arya ever find a guy?? And how many licks does it take to finish a tootsie roll pop??? Find out all this the next episode!!!!

This post has been edited by Aiedail Shadeslayer: 11 August 2007 - 09:19 PM

[Aiedail7]

O_O OMFG! That just rocks!

[Aiedail Shadeslayer]

Thank you!!! I was up SOOOOOO late working on it. When I was supposed to be calling friends to see who is coming over today. Yipes!!!

[Hoof Hearted]

Hi hi! Who are Mat and Rand? Are they from something fun? I like fun things! Fun fun fun!

Anyways...YODA IS AWESOME!!!

[Aiedail Shadeslayer]

Hi hi! Who are Mat and Rand? Are they from something fun? I like fun things! Fun fun fun!

Anyways...YODA IS AWESOME!!!

*sigh* Mat and Rand are from the totally awesome book series, "The Wheel of Time". You should know that. I talk about them often enough.
Hey, Dead, is it ok if I put you in this story?? I need another person and I can't get a hold of Caleb.

[Hoof Hearted]

Hell yeah you can put me in! That would be tight!

[Aiedail7]

I am waiting for an update now... ^_^

[Aiedail Shadeslayer]

Ok, good. Any one else want to be in? If so, PM me with your prefered name. Preferably not your name here, as it makes it hard to follow in the story. So, just make up a name and I will post that name and who it is at the top of the first page.

[Aiedail Shadeslayer]

LOL. Ok!!!




Episode 2!!!!!!!!!!

Mat & Ana: Dude, lets go on that ride again!!!!

Eragon & Rand: *barf*

Yoda: Gone on the Rattler six times we have. Not wise is seven times.

Mat: So??? It is awesome!!!! And we have Flash Passes, so we can just skip the line!!! *drags Ana onto the Rattler again*

Yoda: Stupid he is. Come with me, everyone else.

Rand, Eragon and Arya follow Yoda to the Looney Tune Log Ride. Rand gets scared and hides behind Arya from the cartoons.

Meanwhile….

Mat & Ana: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY ***!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mat: Ok, what now? This is the seventh time we have ridden the Rattler.

Ana: How about the Superman??? That one is AWESOME!!!

Mat: Where???

Mat and Ana head to the Superman, where they sit in the front row and ride it four times in a row.

Mat: Dude, let’s get our pictures with the Justice League!!!!

Mat and Ana get their pictures. Meanwhile, Yoda, Rand, Eragon and Arya are having a blast in the Lazy River in the water park part of Six Flags. Suddenly….

Mat: Cannonball!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Water: WHOOOOOSSHH!!!!! SPLASH!!!

Arya: My hair!!!! I had it perfect!!! DA** you Matrim Cauthon!!!!

Mat, to Ana: I don’t think she likes me.

Ana, watching Rand comfort Arya: Nope. She doesn’t like me either. But I don’t care. She is a royal pain in the butt. *pulls a face at Arya*

Mat laughs and grabs a tube. The two friends grab holds of each other’s tube and float down the Lazy River.

Later that evening….

Rand: Dudes, there is a cool show tonight!!! Let’s go watch it!!!

Everyone, except Yoda, who passed out from exhaustion a while back: Alright!!!

They watch the show, lots of fireworks. Ana turns to ask Rand a question and finds him eating Arya’s face. She pokes Mat.

Ana: Ick.

Mat: I agree. Dudes, get a room!!!!

Rand: Shut up Mat. Go find your own girl.

Ana chokes on her Dr. Pepper with laughter. Rand glares at her before returning to his previous activity. (This is sick. I don’t know why I even wrote it. Maybe because it was hilarious. Hey, who wants to be in this story?????)

Eragon: WAAAAAAAAH!!!!!

Mat and Ana move away from the two lovers.

Ana: That is disgusting. The Princess of the Elves and the Dragon Reborn. *Sigh* what would Elayne, Min and Aviendha say?

Someone taps on Ana’s shoulder she looks up and shrieks when she sees who it is.

Ana: JOSH!!! *jumps up and hugs*

Josh: Ana…choking…not breathing…

Ana: Sorry. *lets go* What are you doing here?

Josh: Same thing you are, having fun. Who is this?

Ana: This is Matrim Cauthon. Mat, this is Josh for short.

Josh, buggy eyed: Mat? Dude, Ana is always talking about some dude called Mat from this story. Can’t remember what it is though. What are you doing here?

Mat: She is writing this story and put me in it. Oh, don’t look behind you. There is major face eating going on over there.

Josh: Who?

Ana, disgusted: Arya and Rand. Ick. They NEED to get a room.

Josh: Anyone who is making out need to get a room. Dude, look at the fireworks!!!!

Everyone except for Arya and Rand watch the fireworks, studiously ignoring the two people making out behind them.

Josh pulls out Tootsie Roll Pops.

Josh: Who wants to see who can go the longest without chewing?

Mat & Ana: ME!!

The Tootsie eating contest begins.

An Hour later….

Mat: Dude, I still have my pop!!! It has been way over five hundred licks!! Look at it!! *the pop is about as big as a dime.*(I don’t know how realistic this is. I am just having fun. )

Josh: Sweet!! I bit into mine about fifteen minutes ago.

Ana: I got tired of it a while back. I guess Mat is the winner!!

Mat: *does a victory dance*

Josh and Ana: …

TO BE CONITUED……

IN THE NEXT EPISODE…….

What is up with Arya and Rand?? What stupid thing will Josh do?? Will Mat prove to be the champion of anymore of more of our greatest competitions? Find all that out next time!!!

This post has been edited by Aiedail Shadeslayer: 14 July 2007 - 10:11 AM

[Hoof Hearted]

You can change my name to Josh if you want, everyone here knows it now, reavealed it a month ago.

But I am awesome!!!! And thanks for the hug.

BTW, do you wanna be in the IF story "The Randomly Random Adventure"? Its like Yodec's Revolution was, only awesomely insanely random and funny! I need to fit Dwarvesrule in it anyways, it would be easiest to introduce you two at the same time if you want in.

[Aiedail Shadeslayer]

KK!!! And I will go change the stuff now!!

[Manal]

Nice I like!

[Aiedail Shadeslayer]

Thank you!!!! I am so glad!!!

[Aiedail Shadeslayer]

EPISODE 3!!!!!!!!!!

Our favorite crew stayed at Six Flags until the park closed. They stumbled out of the park’s entrance and looked at each other.

Mat: What are we going to do now?

Ana, yawning: I don’t know. Anyone have any ideas? We can go home or we can find some place to eat.

Josh: I wanna find someplace to eat.

Rand: I agree.

Arya: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz….huh?

Ana: Arya, wake up, you retard.

Arya: Shut up, dumba**.

Yoda: ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Ana: Ok, we can drop Yoda off at my house and then go get something to eat.

Everyone piles into Ana’s electric blue Durango and they start driving. After about forty minutes, Ana slaps the wheel and laughs.

Ana: What are we doing? Rand, can you weave a Gateway to my house?

Rand: Huh? Oh yeah, sure. *he weaves a Gateway then falls asleep*

Ana: Josh, come help me get Yoda inside.

Josh and Ana take Yoda inside her curiously empty house. They put him in her brother’s bed then head downstairs.

Ana: Hey, I am going to grab a drink, you want anything?

Josh: Nah. Meet you outside.

Ana nods and grabs a drink. She looks at the phone and checks caller I.D. and smiles.

Ana: I’ll call them back later.

Ana walks back out to find strange noises coming from her car.

Ana: What the HELL is going on????

Mat: He started it!! *points to Rand*

Rand: He started it!! *points to Eragon*

Eragon: He started it!! *points to Mat*

Ana, rolling her eyes: Please, just be quiet. *turns the engine on and puts in a CD*

Rand: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!! I hear music and there are no musicians!!!!!!!!!! Help!!!!

Josh bops Rand over the head.

Josh: Be quiet, stupid. It is called a CD. You put it in a CD player and you can listen to the song over and over.

Ana: Ok, do we want to go to McDonalds, Taco Bell, Sonic or Whataburger?

Josh: Let’s take them to Sonic.

Ana smiles and turns on her right turn signal.

Mat is sitting in the front seat, face pressed against window.

Mat: OOOOOOOooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Look it!!!

Rand: What??

Mat, whose face is still pressed against the window: SHINY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ana grabs Mat’s shirt collar and yanks him back.

Ana: Stop it!! You are going to clean that up tomorrow!!! I didn’t get this car to have people press their faces against the window!!

Mat: Yerk!!!

Ana contemplates the shirt she just yanked him back by.

Ana: Josh, we can’t take them anywhere like this.

Josh: Whaddya mean?

Ana: Well, look at them!!!

Josh studies the clothing of the people in the car. Rand and Mat are wearing embroidered coats and breeches, Eragon a tunic and breeches and Arya had changed back into her leather outfit.

Josh: You are right. We would get kicked out.

Ana: OK, we are going to take a detour and go to Wal*Mart.

Mat, face right next to the window: What is Wal*Mart?

Ana: A place we can get some clothes for you.

Mat: A seamstress?

Ana: No. Here, we can get clothes that are already made, so we don’t have to wait days to get them back.

Mat: Oh.

Ana: Ok. Here we are!! Everyone out!!!

Everyone gets out and Josh and Ana herd the peopleses into the store.

Ana: Ok, Josh, you take to boys to the guy section. I am going with Arya to the girl section. Do you have a cell?

Josh: Yup. Ok guys, let’s go.

Thirty minutes later, Arya and Ana head to the guy section with a basket full of shirts, pants, shorts and underwear. Heehee.

Josh: No, no, no!! Mat, that goes this way, not that way!!

Ana: So, how is it going?

Josh: Great. Except for they have no idea what is cool or not.

Ana: I’ll take over. You and Arya go to the entertainment section and get some movies, CDs and CD players. Oh, and see if the new Medal of Honor game is out yet. And get the Star Wars and Eragon games and movies. I want them to see those.

Josh: Yeah, sure, what ever.

Ana: Alrighty then.

Ana helps the boys find some clothes and soon they have two baskets full of clothes.

Ana: That was an interesting experience that I hope I never have to repeat.

They leave the store and stuff everything into the back of the Durango.

Ana: Ok, we are going to go to Sonic. Now, everyone has to be quiet so I can think.

Person in the place: Hello, Welcome to Sonic, can I take you order?

Ana places a ridiculously large order, with lots of slushies and burgers with Texas Toast. Fifteen minutes later, the order arrives.

Ana: Thank you!!

Back home, they all pile out and help carry everything into the house.

Mat: Man, we got a lot of stuff.

Ana: Yeah. Now, just put the clothes in here and then come eat. Josh, where is the bag with the movies and games??

Josh: Right here.

Ana, taking the bag: What do we want to watch…..Ah, here is a good one!! *pops “Monty Python and the Holy Grail” into the DVD player.* Trust you to get this movie, Josh.

They watch the movie while they eat their Sonic. Mat drinks his slushie to fast and gets a brain freeze.

Mat: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT BURNS!!!!!

Ana: Oh shut up Mat. It will go away after a few seconds.

It is after three in the morning when the movie is over. Rand and Arya have long since fallen asleep on the couch but everyone else is wide awake from the sugar.

Ana: Ok, wanna watch another movie?

Josh: Ana, your answering machine is beeping.

Ana: Thanks.*presses the play button*

Answering Machine: You have One New message. *beep* Hey Ana, this is Josiah. Hey, uh, I know it is really late, but I was wondering if you have heard from Abby. I know you guys are hanging out a lot recently, what with the play and stuff. So, yeah. Uh, give me a call sometime, I am going to be up all night working on stuff. Oh Allison, I didn’t realize just HOW late it is. Damn it, I am sorry. Well, talk to you later. *beep*

Ana: Well, that was interesting. Abby is out of town. You would think Josiah would know that. Whatever. *puts another movie in the DVD player.

Josh: Aren’t you going to call him?

Ana: Who? Josiah? Nope. You see, we have this agreement. We aren’t supposed to call each other after twelve. Otherwise, we talk for ever about nothing.

Josh: Oh.

Everyone is to tired to watch another movie, so they go to bed.

TO BE CONTINUED…….

IN THE NEXT EPISODE…..

What will happen when the gang is taken to a public place like school???

[Manal]

wow that was .... interesting! It's great!