[Vendetta]

The Banned is set in a futuristic IF.

Some of this is inside jokes I have with the other members. So you may be confused

Chapter 1

Vendetta walked the sidewalk, shuddering as he stomped through the chilling rain. He muttered to himself as he looked around himself.

"Yet another trip into the Banned," Vendetta said, thinking of Arthryn sending him here every so often. "She thinks she's sooooo powerful," he said to himself again. It was clear he was far from happy.

Vendetta frowned as he came to the fork in the road, he took the road leading left, and walked, yet again. The rain here, never ended the land of the Banned. Poles lay across the road, and there was the occasional persons streaking down the road, yelling "WAKA WAKA!" Vendetta was used to this though, it didn't bother him in the slightest. Turning on CHWYAB bored road, he walked up until he came to a green house. It was the nicest one on the block.

"Aaron, get your manly ass out here!" Vendetta yelled at the house.A blonde, twenty year old looking male emerged from the house.

"What do you want?" The man who was clearly manly, and Aaron said.

"Your unbanned....again." Vendetta said, rolling his eyes as he finished the sentence.

This was the life of Vendetta, The Horny beast.

This post has been edited by Vendetta: 29 September 2007 - 04:49 PM

[Arthryn]

If this turns out to be some story about overthrowing my awesome evil regime, you're all going to get banned.

[Vendetta]

OMG! Howz did youz knowz? OMGz

More seriously, it has nothing do with that....yet..

*Evil laugh*

[Hoof Hearted]

Haha, the title attracted me.

Keep going with it....or else I'll pull some strings and get you banned.

Josh

[Vendetta]

The Banned

Disclaimer: Arthryn is nothing like I portray her....


Chapter 2

Vendetta was back in IF. He was bored out of his mind. Trying to figure out what to do, he felt a light bulb pop over his head. Yelling in pain he knocked it out of the way. Then, he thought of the Come here when you are bored. Walking the streets of IF he walked over the Forum games street. Spotting the club, he walked to the door. But, he then saw that there was Closed sign over it. An open window gave view to a TV which showed Arthryn whipping Elven King.

"Sex slave...Ouch," Vendetta said to himself as he walked away, slightly disturbed.

Vendetta once again, found himself walking the streets of IF, going over to a stand, he spotted a group of people gathered a round a small child. He recognized the child as CHWYABets, digging into his pocket, got in line.

In front of him, was a 14 year old boy. Vendetta recognized this boy as DeadRising.

"Hey Rising, did you win last time?" He asked, inquiring of the game.

"No. I bet on Arthryn." DeadRising said.

"You really are stupid." V said, giggling. Dead simply muttered something about a bribe.

When V came up to the front of the line, he handed his money to the small child, at the same time saying "I'll put my money on E33." The Child simply nodded and put the money in his fanny pack.

Vendetta pulled his hoodie over his head as the sun came up, walking down the street to the post office.

[Hoof Hearted]

Haha, I probably would bet on Arthryn...

Josh

[Vendetta]

I know. Thats why I wrote that. xD

[Arthryn]

Some corrections.

1. Why, oh why would I ever use EK as a sex slave? He has to be the most sexually undesireable person on this entire board.

2. Do I get to command public executions in this story? That would please me immensely.

3. Bets would never wear a fanny pack. Do you have any idea how uncool those things are?

[Vendetta]

1. Thats why your using him.

2. No...Well..Not yet.

3. Fine, what should he use?

[Arthryn]

1. Do you know how easily I could just edit that piece of information?

2. You'd better.

3. He should have some old-style leather-bound wagerbox with a strap in it.

[Vendetta]

1. I'll report you to yourself.

2. I will. *quivers*

3. Thats awesome. xD

[Elven King]

Wait...what?

[Vendetta]

PWNT Means sex slave to Arthryn. xD

Porno Wanking Noob Teen. PWNT. xD

This post has been edited by Vendetta: 29 September 2007 - 06:12 PM

[Yeerk Slayer]

Awesome. This is great. I think this can go far so long as you make Arthryn do whatever she wants.

Wait... didn't you just make Dead get PWNT?

This post has been edited by Yeerk Slayer: 29 September 2007 - 06:13 PM

[Elven King]

...okay then. O_o