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I don't know if I should put in anyone besides the Admins. DISCLAIMER: TParis doesn’t act like TParis, Mike doesn’t act like Mike, Arthryn doesn’t act like Arthryn, anything wrong with their pictures is unintentional. D:
PROLOGUE: THE .......
One day Mike was bored. He logged on to IF and looked around. There were some things to do, but after talking fashion for a while he got bored again. So he found Arthryn and they went to their secret evil fortress.
“Arthryn, I’m bored. There’s nothing to do.”
“We could go kill noobs.”
“My noobs?”
“yeah. Everyone says you have a lot of them.”
“But won’t they not like me if I kill them?”
“No, they’ll be happy that they don’t have to be noobs anymore. Besides we can just kill them again.”
“But what if they swarm us? There are like ten billion of them.”
“We‘ll just get other people that don’t mind killing noobs.”
“Mods?”
“No. We’ll need them to drop the nukes if things get bad.”
“How could things get bad? “
“I don’t know. Let’s just get some nice mature members to help.”
“Okay.”
“TParis, wanna kill some noobs?”
“Sure.”
“Tim, Guard the fortress.”
“
”
So Mike, TParis, and Arthryn went off to find these ‘mature members’. Arthryn suggested trying mature discussion. Along the way they passed through general discussion, not unnoticed.
“OMG it’s Arthryn.”
“Who’s that guy?”
“I saw him on shur’tugal once! IT’S MIKE!”
“Mike…./worship”
“Can I be a mod?”
“Just saying, I’ve been an admin on my own site.”
‘Stop spamming guys!”
“Yeah stop spamming be mature for once omg.”
“Lol noobs.”
“Hey, maybe we should take that last one.” Mike looked around.
“Which one is he?”
“I don’t know.”
“Why don’t we know any of their names?”
“Too hard to think up right now. Let’s just get to the killing.”
“Alright. On to mature discussion.”
The three walked into mature discussion and shut everyone up. “Who wants to kill some noobs?”
“Can I be a mod? I’m very mature.”
“No. Someone kill him.”
Some person ran over and stabbed the speaker in the head. He died horribly.
“Good job. What’s your name?”
“I don’t know.”
“Okay. Well, you get to help us kill some noobs. Here, have a magic belt.”
“Yay!”
“Now, everyone mature come with me and kill the annoying noobs.”
“otherwise you’re a noob!”
So the couple hundred mature people suddenly pulled out all kinds of cool weapons.
“Yay let’s kill the noobs.”
“Stupid noobs.”
“Soooooooooooooo annoying!”
“I know, right? Lol.”
“KILL THEM!”
“Yay.”
This post has been edited by Elven King: 21 November 2007 - 06:02 PM
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