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Posted 13 January 2008 - 03:46 PM

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10:49 PM (central time)
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It was late at night, and the forums were less active then usual. Luckily, it was the weekend. Well, it was lucky for some people, but not for Aiedail7 and Saint Rising, as they had to pull double shifts. It wasn't so horrible, it was just that the graveyard shift was boring most of the time. Very little action happened, but that wasn't the case tonight. "We have reports of trolling in the General Discussion threads. Basically, someone has been being complete A**holes to members. We're gonna go check it out."

The two stopped at the appropriate section, and walked into the first thread. Inside, many people were crying, some were ranting.. "Alright, what's going on here?" Aiedail7 asked.

"Kim! Josh! Thank the Stars you're here!" Kilf Aruna shouted, walking up to them.

"Kilf, refrain from using our first names. We're on duty." Saint Rising said. "So, what happened here?"

Kilf shuddered. "It was horrible. Some new guy joined the site today, and in the ten minutes he's been a member, he's managed to make every user in this section feel horrible and angry."

"What was this user's name?"

"Freedom. He kept posting a super long post of insults, something about the fifth of November, and how we amounted to nothing." Kilf answered.

"Gods, its Palidan117 again." Saint Rising said, slamming his fist against the wall. "but this is a lot of trolling for him, even on a good day."

"Yeah, its like Palidan117 on crack." Aiedail agreed.

"That's three offenses. Rejoining after being banned, trolling, and use of illegal substances." Saint Rising said. He sighed, then turned to Kilf. "Don't worry, Kilf. We'll take care of this." the two turned around and walked out of the thread, hoping to catch up to Freedom, or as they suspected, Palidan117.

Luckily for them, he was right outside the thread. "Ah, Mr. Freedom, may we speak with you?" Saint Rising asked.

"I hope so. You don't look so dumb as to not be able to speak." Freedom said.

"Watch what you say." Saint Rising said, eyeing the suspect cooly. "So, tell me, have you ever heard of Palidan117?"

Freedom's eyes glinted. "Ten minutes, you guys have a new record. Now you aren't slow a**wipes anymore. But you're still a**wipes."

"Another offense. Swearing."

"You'll never take me!" Freedom shouted, running away as fast as he could. Luckily, though, Aiedail7 had a faster computer then him, and managed to catch up to him, and proceed to warn him to a ban on the side of the thread.

"Good police work, Kim." Saint Rising said. She blushed at the praise. After a quick smile at her, Saint Rising looked at the camera man. "Holy s***! Is that thing still on?"

"Turn it off!" Aiedail7 said, putting her hand over the cap of the camera.

Josh

This post has been edited by Saint Rising: 13 January 2008 - 03:48 PM


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Posted 13 January 2008 - 03:52 PM

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Freedom? Well I can see him using that name, its sort of an ironic attempt.

Another:

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Posted 13 January 2008 - 04:20 PM

Nice. COPS spinoff, I'm guessing?

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Posted 13 January 2008 - 04:21 PM

What else? tongue.gif

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Posted 13 January 2008 - 04:22 PM

QUOTE(Saint Rising @ Jan 13 2008, 03:54 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
What else? tongue.gif

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Troopers spin off maybe? Thats a great spoof by the way.

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Posted 14 January 2008 - 03:26 AM

Hehe, this is cool! Update soon.


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Posted 14 January 2008 - 04:03 AM

Very nice! Please continue. And I really want to see troopers.





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Posted 14 January 2008 - 08:31 PM

Awesome, I love COPS. That was my childhood.
With the whole world crumbling, we pick this time to fall in love.

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Posted 16 January 2008 - 04:44 PM

Any chance of non-mod members making appearnances?


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Posted 16 January 2008 - 04:54 PM

Didn't you read all of the first one? Kilf Aruna apeared, didn't she?

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Posted 16 January 2008 - 04:57 PM

What I mean is, will they play any significant role?


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Posted 16 January 2008 - 05:06 PM

lol I read this yesterday but my computer fell apart so I was unable to coment on the awesomeness of this story. Great job, Josh!

Hey all, it's little ol' me again. WOOT!

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Posted 16 January 2008 - 06:03 PM

Awesome story, Josh!

... It's awesome because I was mentioned tongue.gif

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Posted 16 January 2008 - 06:06 PM

I love this, very original. Great job.

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Posted 16 January 2008 - 08:42 PM

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What I mean is, will they play any significant role?

One or two might get held hostage...
QUOTE(DragonDreamer93 @ Jan 16 2008, 08:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I love this, very original. Great job.

A spinoff is original? O_o
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6:31 PM (central time)
Creative Arts Section

It was just getting to that time of the day when the streets of IF started to get busy, especially when the Creative Arts section got busy...but not really, because for all that was happening there nowadays, it might as well have been called the Book Three and IF Story section. But for once, something actually had happened there that called for moderator attention. Someone had forgotten a C-level.

"Gods, this is stupid," LadyKate said to MockingBirdFlyAway. " 'Oh teh noes, you forgotsed C-level. Get one up by tomarrow or ur thread getsed closed!!1one!1one!'. Who's dumb idea was this stupid C-level thing anyways?" she asked.

"It was Spinner's." MockingBird replied, crossly.

"Ohh..uhh..." LadyKate attempted to look innocent. "So...read any good fanfiction lately?" she said, trying to change the subject?"

"You mean here? Nah, I'm not a fan of Book Threes..." MockingBird said.

Suddenly, the creator of the C-levelless post arrived. "uhh hello officers..." he said, scratching his head. "is something wrong?"

"Sir, are you aware of the C-level rule?" LadyKate asked.

"u mean that stupid 1 that spinner made? Ya, i am."

"Cut that '13375p34k'. It isn't allowed here." MockingBird said. "Well, your story lacks a c-level. You have til tomarrow to put one up."

"ok."

"Alright, Kate, let's finish this investigation up." MockingBird said, writing on a notepad. "You know what would make a great IF Story? Someone making our jobs look like that show Cops. It would be awesome. I bet someone like Saint Rising could do it."

"Later, I found something in this story..." Kate said, holding up a small bag labled evidence. "What do we have here?" she asked, showing it to the poster.

"uhhh, part of my story?" the poster asked.

"Its plagerism, kid. Straight out plagerism. Like we wouldn't notice the similarities between your bird mounts and the chocobos in Final Fantasy. And don't even get me started on your plot that's vaguely similar to Monty Python and the Meaning of Life!" LadyKate said.

"Lol, thats a great moo v."

MockingBird smacked the poster in the back of the head. "We have him for two things. Plagerism and 13375p34k. That's enough to get him suspended for 5 days and a moderator preview."

"Good police work, Janna. Though you probably shouldn't have done that while the camera is on..."

"THE CAMERA IS STILL ON? OH GOD, TURN IT OFF!" MockingBird shouted, covering the lense.

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