[Hoof Hearted]

A few months ago, the BoReD thread was shook by a war so terrible that IF never truely recovered, even though no one even died in the war. Anyways, the point is, the war started when Arthryn and Aaron decided to rebel against Mike and Chris, so both sides recruited members to be officers and soldiers in the armies. The fighting lasted for awhile, then it ended with the climactic declaration of love between several members (and some inanimate objects). All the admins arrived to reveal that it was really just a plot for their entertainment, then TParis showed up and wtfpwnt them all, and they all live happily ever after.

WAIT! If they all lived happily ever after, then why does this thread exist?

It turns out that a series of events would spart the return of the IF Civil War, and the main event was TParis becoming less and less respected. Because of that, Rinion and Hadhafang, now renamed Bloodwake, decided to try their luck against the mighty forces of the MC Armed Forces...

So, without further ado, I would like to present the much awaited IF Civil War II

IF Civil War II
Prologue

"Silence woman!" Rinion shouted at Bloodwake. They were both in his office working on his evil plan. "I'm trying to think of a way to take over IF!!"

"If you were half the leader Aaron was-"

"I'm ten times the leader Aaron was!!" Rinion declared, standing up and slapping Bloodwake. He breathed heavily for a few seconds, then took a deep breathe. Smiling, he sat back down and flipped his hair out of his eyes. "Sorry, don't know what came over me,"

"You never loved me, and you never will!!!!!!!" Bloodwake screamed. With watery eyes, she ran out of Rinion's office.

Rinion sighed. It wasn't easy leading an army of traitors, especially since he didn't have said army yet. In fact, besides he, Bloodwake, and a few close associates, he didn't have anyone to lead against the MC Armed Forces. "Sometimes, its so hard being a conspiracy guy, I wish I had an army!"

As if the forces themselves heard him, a loud explosion happened, and a flash of brimstone appeared in front of Rinion's desk. Out of it walked a tall man in a black suit.

"Woah, are you a prince?" Rinion asked.

"Of darkness," the man said in a very deep, almost gutteral voice. "Anyways, I'm here to give you an army, and all you have to do is sign this!" he took a contract out of his suit.

"Well, you're obviously the devil and this is obviously a contract that will end up with me giving you my soul, but I see no reason to turn down a free army with which to fight the MC's!" he grabbed a nearby pen, and signed his name.

"Thank you, your army will be arriving shortly," the devil said, bowing low. "And now I disapear in a cloud of brimstone!" and he did just that.

Bloodwake walked back in. "Rinion, there's an army made up of n00bs and veterans alike out there, and they claim to be sent to you by a prince of darkness. Did you sign a deal with the devil so you could get an army to attack the MC Armed Forces?"

"I did it for you!" Rinion said, with a big smile.

"Oh, Rin-Rin!" Bloodwake said, running at him and hugging him. "You're so thoughtful, I'm sorry for doubting your love for me!"

Heh heh...works every damn time, Rinion thought. Little did he know that he was about to start a war that would forever change the face of IF, perhaps more than the first IF Civil War changed it.

Yep, its finally here everyone! Anyways, anyone who doesn't understand, you can find the original IF Civil War in the IF stories section. Hoped you all liked the return of my favorite IF story I've ever done!

Josh

This post has been edited by Saint Rising: 14 March 2008 - 08:55 PM

[moondragon411]

This is great and yet another thing to put on my "to read list". This is awsome, I wish to see more if you truly don't mind. There isn't really anything to say thats bad about it so I give my praise to your prolouge.

I'd like to be in this war if you don't mind me asking.

This post has been edited by moondragon411: 13 March 2008 - 04:54 PM

[Hoof Hearted]

Hehe, you're short of 200 posts, which was the number that people had to be what members had to be in the war. So...maybe, if you're lucky.

Thanks for the interest.

Josh

[moondragon411]

Your welcome. adds 200 posts to " things to do before the end of the day " So I wil most likely be posting like crazy.

[Aiedail7]

Yay for sequels! =3 Can't wait to see more. X3

[Tabasco Cat]

Ooooo sequal! I was in the last one, so I can be semi-sure of a cameo...maybe XP

[Kazza]

I haven't read the first one, but this looks really interesting.
*goes to read #1*
Can I be in it?

This post has been edited by Kazza: 13 March 2008 - 10:16 PM

[Hoof Hearted]

IF Civil War II
Chapter One
Its Friday

Once called God's gift to women (well, one woman, Bloodwake), Rinion was perhaps the most handsome person on IF. In all truth, he was perhaps the most handsome person on the internet. Actually, that was a lie, but for the sake of the story, we're gonna say it was true. His hair was cut shoulder length, and his eyes were a beautiful blue. Any woman would be lucky to have him, but he only had eyes for Bloodwake. In fact, he was taking her out to dinner this very night.

THANK GOD THAT THIS CHAPTER ISN'T ABOUT THAT!!!!!

Saint Rising. A name remembered for various reasons...most of them being negative. Actually, his name wasn't remembered at all, seeing as he recently had it changed from Deadrising to Saint Rising. In his career as a soldier, Saint Rising had got his a** kicked by a girl, was assigned to a squad which got him trapped in a canyon, nearly died a few times, was threatened numerous times, was involved in a standstill in which four people all held guns to each others' heads, and ended up getting the girl who kicked his ass. He was proud of himself. Though, for all the help he had been during the war, he was still just a soldier on the job. So much for being awarded for service to one's country...forum...uhh...

Anyways, this particular day, Saint Rising was on patrol with Mean Pinky and Morzan 202. The leaders of the army had forbidden him from going on patrols with Aiedail, for reasons they kept to themselves. Back on topic, Saint Rising actually liked going on patrols with MP and M202, unfortunatly, M202 was bored this day, and when he was bored, things started to happen.

"Hey, Saint, your mom is a big b****," he shouted, laughing.

"Yeh, yeh, you've established that fact over and over," Saint Rising countered.

"Well, I just like making sure I'm understood,"

The three continued on their patrol. Soon, it ended, and the guys went back to base. They were extremely excited today, because they had the weekend off.

OHH YEEEAAAH! THROW YO' NEIGHBORHOOD IN THE AIR, IF YOU DON'T CARE!!! OHH YEEEAAA--

"What the hell? Where is that voice coming from?" Aiedail shouted, sipping her drink. "Its really strange to hear Ice Cube songs being sung from out of nowhere!"

"Yeah, I'll agree there, but let them continue," Saint said, his arm around her. "Its a good song." She shrugged, then went back to her drink. The two were in the army's lounge, where many of the soldiers were unwinding from a long day of duty.

OHH YEEEAAAH! THROW YO' NEIGHBORHOOD IN THE AIR, IF YOU DON'T CARE!!!

"Okay, now its just annoying," Saint Rising said. "Whoever is singing that is slaughtering it."

"And why the hell are we here, anyways? Does this sequal even have a plot?" Aiedail asked.

"Hey, hey, don't get impatient, baby, the writer is working on it," Saint Rising said.

"You are the writer..."

"Umm...right..."

MEANWHILE...

Rinion had just got home after his date with Bloodwake. It had gone well, but Rinion had been eager to get home to see his army which was too arrive soon. In fact, a giant crate rested on his door step. "Oh look!" he shouted, then read the label out loud. "Army of darkness, open when you want to begin the second IF Civil War." With an evil grin, Rinion pulled a crowbar from seemingly nowhere, and opened the crate. The earth began shaking, and the sky turned from blue to green. The crate burst on fire. Rinion watched it for awhile, and soon the fire died. Then he looked into the crate, which was empty. "Well...that was disapointing..." he said. Then he turned around, and beheld an army made of members, old and new.

"WE AWAIT YOUR ORDERS, SIR!" they all shouted.

"This...is gonna be easier then I thought," Rinion said. He then proceeded to laugh evilly

Josh

[.:Arget Skulblaka:.]

Yay...another Civil War

I loved the first (but I don't think I ever commented on it) and now there's a second.

May I please be in it?

[moondragon411]

I'd like too as well, but sadly not enough posts ( yet ) I should have enough long before this is over. And that was very good thanks for the update but you should try to make the posts a little longer, more people would read this if there were longer updates. I have been told that numerouse times and I'm guessing you have as well. At times everyone has a short post, wait this is a short post so I must make it longer.

" You are the writer ... "

" Umm ... right ... "

Sweet. keep it up Saint Rising.

This post has been edited by moondragon411: 14 March 2008 - 10:56 PM

[Suicidal Bunny]

Oh god this is sweet. I really have to read the first one.

Any chance I could be in it?

[BeefStew]

This is good! I just finished reading the first one. It's great.

Could I be in it?

[Hoof Hearted]

Everyone has a chance for a cameo, and moondragon, I'll see what I can do for you.

Josh

[Aiedail7]

Like I said, my character continues to kick ass, both literally and metaphorically. XP

[water-and-fire]

This is awesome, Josh!