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Chapter 1
BS wandered through the diverting streets of the Announcements and News Palace. She stared up at the huge black mass that was Arthryn’s palace-cum-torture-chamber.
Hmmm…it’s been a long time since I’ve been there, she thought. I’ll just go admire the view from up there.
BS walked to the staircase that led up to the palace, nodding to all the IFers nearby. Right at the foot of the staircase, she saw E33, the resident evil-old-man-who-loved-torturing-kids and his latest target, EbrithilBalthazar. She smiled. It wouldn’t be long before EB ran away. E33 usually had that kind of effect on people.
She reached the Palace 5 minutes later. The climb had been pretty uneventful, as the only other people there had been Ironhide doing something illegal to his victim, TPD. But that was normal.
She looked upon the beautiful land of IF. She could see the huge, sprawling mass of the CHWYAB city, which was notorious for changing its name every day. Sometimes more, depending on the moods of the Mods who ruled there. Beyond the CHWYAB city lay the even bigger city of the Cycle. BS shuddered. No one really liked Cycle city, as it was filled with the worst kind of IFers… Noobs. And noobs possessed the one weapon that all non-noob-IFers feared the most: Bad Grammar.
Then, all of a sudden, night fell. There wasn’t even a sunset. BS shuddered.
“Scary, isn’t it?” BS jumped.
“Who’s there?”
The person laughed. “Relax, it’s just me, Darth Futuza.”
“You stupid Banana!” BS yelled. “You scared me! Take this, and that and-”
“Hahahaha! Fear me! The evil Sith Banana!” And DF vanished.
BS relaxed. This was one of his usual tricks. Now he wouldn’t come back till tomorrow.
“I’d better get back home” she said to herself. It was not good to stay outside the Palace after dark. The sounds that came from inside were known to drive people crazy. Not that there would be much of a change to any IFers. But it was still better to leave.
BS walked back toward the staircase. Sounds of people arguing were coming from that area. Listening closer, she realized that it was just Revenge and Elven King.
“Cows beat Elves any day!” That came from Revenge.
“No they don’t! Elves rule!” That was EK.
“Cows are better to have *Word Revenge can no longer say* with!”
“Elves are better to have secks with!”
“No, they aren’t!”
“Yes, they are!”
“You’re just jealous because you can’t have *Word Revenge can no longer say* since you got PWNT!”
“You fail!”
“You just want to be balls deep in *Word Revenge can no longer say* with me! Admit it!”
“Do not!”
“Do to!”
“Darn, you win!”
Then came a sound of someone throwing himself on someone else. Then came several growls and noises that no one would want to think about. Then came a scream.
“Darn this stupid PWNT sign!”
BS walked away. She had better things to do than to listen to EK moaning that he couldn’t satisfy his bodily needs. She started climbing down the staircase, and then stopped on the 4th step. There was someone coming up.
BS ran back and hid in the bushes. No one whom she would like to meet would be coming here at this time. EK and Revenge had moved on, and it was quiet. The whole place was dark. Only the footsteps of two people were heard. BS peeked through the bushes, trying to catch a glimpse of the 2 people.
The clouds shifted, and a shaft of moonlight shone unexpectedly. The two people were shown. One, tall, strong and manly, was Aaron. The other, cloaked in darkness, with a massive chest, a swollen belly, and a dark sword in her hand, was undoubtedly the dark wolf girl Ellie or Darkesmerian. Why were these two together? She didn’t like the look of this.
Ellie and Aaron strode into the palace. BS followed at a safe distance. She had to see what was going to happen. They strode up the black halls, covered with posters of Duran Duran members, and pictures of Arthryns evil dominatrix suit. And worse things.
Then, Ellie and Aaron paused in front of a huge door. This led to Arthryn’s throne room. Every fascist dictator had to have one of these.
BS watched as Aaron banged open the door, and strode in, followed by Ellie. It would probably be better not to go in.
BS heard Arthryn’s latest victim scream. And then, heard Arthryn ask Ellie and Aaron what they wanted.
Ellie gave an evil dark laugh. And then BS heard the sound of her sword being removed from the dark sheath. Then, she heard the sound of the sword slashing flesh. She gasped. Then, she heard Arthryn scream. And then she heard Aaron say, “Now, Ellie darling, you are the dark WereQueen of IF!”
BS turned around and ran away.
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. Tell me what you think. Should I continue?
This post has been edited by BeefStew: 04 May 2008 - 11:08 PM
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