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Worst Story Ever? Well.... yours?

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Posted 24 March 2008 - 06:37 PM

Well, what is in your opinion the absolute worst story you've ever written?

Mine is a story I wrote in fourth grade called The Genie's Lamp. It was a total copy off of The Mummy and The Mummy Returns, absolutely horrible! I read it the other day and laughed at it, I mean I was just reading and laughing at the same time... yeah, so your worst story, in your opinion, you've ever written.


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Posted 24 March 2008 - 06:50 PM

Ladybug and Grasshopper, the story of two brave heroic insects who destroy an evil black widow and golden retreiver from taking over the world. Ok, I'll stop now, it already sounds horrible doesn't it?

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Posted 24 March 2008 - 08:48 PM

I have so many utter phail stories that I can't even tell you what my worst is.

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Posted 24 March 2008 - 08:51 PM

Mine is WereCats, based off a game my cousin and me played . . .

They're two teenage girls (Paris and Ashlie) who have no life and -- shocker! -- are in love. Well, one night when them and these dudes are talking, they see the moon and the boys turn into cats. The girls had, the evening before, discovered that they were "the last werecats" and are happy that there are more werecats.



"Paris, let's face it," said Ashlie tearfully. "We're not rich. We're not beautiful. We're freakin' definitely not famous! I'm sad. I need chocolate!"
"He likes you."
Ashlie turned to stare at her younger sister. Up until a few minutes ago, they'd been discussing -- That is, arguing over -- whether Leonardo DiCaprio or Johnny Depp were hotter.
"Who?"
"Trevour, stupid!" Paris grinned and flopped onto her bed, shaking a mane of long brown hair.
"Wait . . . Trevour likes me?"
"Trev and Ashlie in a tree, K-R-Y-P-T-O-N-I-T-E! First comes the love, then comes the marriage, then comes Trevour, pushing a baby carriage!"
" . . . Kryptonite?"


PHAIL!

This post has been edited by MooMoose: 25 March 2008 - 06:35 PM

Jareth/Sarah 'shipper.

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Posted 24 March 2008 - 08:56 PM

Two words: Waking Thereon.

Say any more, and I might drown you in my tears.

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Posted 24 March 2008 - 08:58 PM

What is waking Thereon?
Jareth/Sarah 'shipper.

Labyrinth is the.
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Posted 24 March 2008 - 09:29 PM

An untitled comedic story I wrote.

But for serious writing? Probably my early drafts of The Adventures of Bob. I'm sure I can find a link somewhere that I can show you.

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Posted 24 March 2008 - 11:44 PM

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Posted 24 March 2008 - 11:57 PM

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What is waking Thereon?


*drowns you in tears*

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Posted 25 March 2008 - 12:01 AM

Oh this story I wrote called the Adventures of the Galactic Squad of Adventurers. Oh god it was horrible. I was 8 when I wrote it.


QUOTE(Spinner @ Mar 25 2008, 05:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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What is waking Thereon?


*drowns you in tears*

Ben



No seriously Ben, what is it?

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Posted 25 March 2008 - 12:25 AM

Uhhh.... Probably Lifeline, The Seige, Attack of the random chickens from outer space, X (The tenth consecutive book i wrote, but it is unnamed, so yeah, at least i know my roman numeral), The ghost of rollywood (Please, please just don't ask) The Circle, .Xer, The Stones of Change, Exodus, and what else... yeah, that about sums it up.

In other words, every story i have written before my current one is a complete and total PHAIL!!!

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Posted 25 March 2008 - 04:00 AM

Okay, I take that back, fifth grade, a story called Strings of Misery... horrible title and horrible story, don't ask. Anyway, yeah Ben what is Thereon? Seriously, you can't drown me in your tears... I can swim. Seriously, what is it?

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Posted 25 March 2008 - 06:49 AM

My very first 'book' was called Flipper. Written when I was 8 (?). It was mainly illustrations. Total crap, but it was legendary at the same time. tongue.gif (By the way, it was about a dolphin. Go figure!)

Then the first ...'novel' I started writing was...un. Real. Seriously. It was a total rip-off of everything I'd read before - including Eragon. Yes. That's how bad it was.

The sad thing is, I thought it was great. tongue.gif
I still shudder thinking about it.

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Posted 25 March 2008 - 09:57 AM

*Prepares self with raft, floaties, and a swimsuit.* What is Waking Thereon, Ben?

This post has been edited by MooMoose: 25 March 2008 - 09:59 AM

Jareth/Sarah 'shipper.

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Posted 25 March 2008 - 10:29 AM

I can provide a link to the worst fanfiction story I've ever written! Right here!

The worst origianl story I've ever written was when I was in grade three, or something... It was based off of my MegaBlocks Dragons sets... shakehead.gif Each chapter was a half a double-spaced page long... There were five chapters before I gave up.
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