[Go for Gin]

On April the First, 2008, Vice Administrator Andrew (AKA TParis) overthrew Athryn, turning the forum pink, and, worse, TURNING IT INTO A STAR TREK FORUM.
Fortunately for all, Athryn returned to the forums later that day, returned order, and proceeded to give Andrew to the Star Wars fans as a secks slave.

These are the events that occured during those hours.

***

DwarvesRule was hanging out in IF, in the forum WH, more commonly known as Writer's Hangout.

He was currently in a bad situation.

"AND IF YOU SO MUCH AS GLANCE AT MAH KIMMEH ONCE MORE, I SHALL BE FORCED TO TAKE YOUR HEAD AND SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT--wait, that won't work...let me think...got it! I'LL TAKE YOUR HEAD AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR--"

It was at that moment that everything went pink, and Josh staggered back, groaning. "Oh! Oh, the complete, horrid, homosexuality of it all! And the un-emoness! I can no longer call IF emo!"

Dvarves got up from the corner that Josh had backed him into. "Relax, Josh. It's okay. The colors can't hurt you."

"But I think I'm allergic to the color pink!"

"No, Josh, that was mauve that you are allergic to."

Josh looked at him. "WTF is mauve?"

"Yeah, when I asked the doctor, he said he didn't know either."

A voice boomed throughout IF. "Attention, red shirts, Inheritance Forums has officially become a Star Trek Forum."

Dvarves looked up to the sky, the camera above him spiraling as he yelled "ANDREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!!!!!!!!!!!"

Josh looked at him. "Star Trek's not that bad, actually. It's better than Inheritance."

"You don't understand! I'm a Star Wars fan! I am sworn against Trekkies!"

Josh shrugged. "I can enjoy both...."

Dwarves stomped off to find more loyal followers, calling back at Josh over his shoulder.

"Turncoat!"

[LordVader]

I like the story. It kind of makes me laugh a bit. Also the part about SW and ST is really funny. Is there going to be a next part?

[MooMoose]

More? This'll be good ...

Poor Andrew.

[Arthryn]

Fortunately for all, Athryn returned to the forums later that day, returned order, and proceeded to give Andrew to the Star Wars fans as a secks slave.

This is clearly the best part of the story.

[Kari]

Indeed it was. Gee Dwarves, this is pretty darn good. Go on!

[Go for Gin]

Oh, incidentally, I apologize in advance if I use the name Andrew if it makes no sense. My name, incidentally, happens to be Andrew, so the mistake is easily explained.

Dwarves ran aimlessly, to the last page of the Writer's Hangout topics. no one can find me here, he thought. Here, I will be safe within my innermost thoughts. This can't be happening. IF cannot be turning into a Star Trek forum.

Dwarves sat there awhile, rocking back and forth by a closed thread entitled 'so im trying to rite a book', trying to ignore the madness, failing horribly.

For a while, he sat there, wondering what he could do. Then, it came to him.

"Wait, a minute," he said, obviously not aware that he was talking to himself, "I can do something. I'm a Star Wars fan, aren't I? There have to be other Star Wars fans on this site--hopefully some anti-Trekkies. We can fight back! We can seize the day! We can destroy Andrew, his fangirls, and his horny Klingons! Screw Captain Kirk, I've got Mace Windu! And Mace Windu is played by Samuel L. Motha****ing Jackson!"

Dwarves knew what he was to do. He was to start the new sect of Antis. He was to gather them, organize them, and lead them.

What better place to start his search than in the Fanfiction Forums?

He set off in search for his first and most promising recruit: Darth Futuza.

[Kari]

Excellent, excellent,excellent! (that's three excellent's, if you didn't notice)
This reallyis good. Next update is, when abouts?

[Yeerk Slayer]

He set off in search for his first and most promising recruit: Darth Futuza.

XD Awesome. And, just to let you know, I'm a Star Wars fan, too, and have never even seen Star Treck. But I don't think that matters, 'cause I wasn't even on until it was all over.

[Stormfire]

Brilliant! I'm not much of a fan of either, but I guess I like Star Wars a little more than Star Trek. Anyway, very good. Keep going.

[Go for Gin]

He set off in search for his first and most promising recruit: Darth Futuza.

XD Awesome. And, just to let you know, I'm a Star Wars fan, too, and have never even seen Star Treck. But I don't think that matters, 'cause I wasn't even on until it was all over.

Don't worry, I wasn't either. That's the beauty of a work of fiction. On the other hand, I don't know what it was really like....

[Thebazilly]

Awesome, Dwarves. I think my favorite part is when Josh is chewing you out for looking at Kim. Seems like something he would actually do. XD

[Darth Futuza]

The only thing I really like about StarTrek, is the fact that there WarpDrive and faster then light travel is actually explained...unlike Starwars. But other than that, lighsabers are PWNT!

[Go for Gin]

Ok, I'm bored, so I'll update.

Dwarves found Darth Futuza in the fanfiction section under his Star Wars parody. Smart move, because you never would've recognized it by the name. Perhaps Andrew would skip over it as he demolished the Star Wars threads.

Darth Futuza looked up as Dwarves entered, though whether or not he saw him under his extemely long-hooded cloak was uncertain. Before he could respond, Dwarves started into his proposition.

"Futuza, you obviously know what just happened here, do you not? With Andrew's takeover?"

Darth Futuza nodded ominously.

"And you know what that means for us, don't you?"

Again, he nodded ominously.

"I propose an alternative."

"What do you have in mind?" Futuza asked, ominously.

"That we Star Wars fans band together and give the Trekkies a good kick in the H.M.S. Enterprise. I'll need Jedi to help, but I'll obviously need Sith, too. No philosophical difference between usage of the Force should stand between us for this."

Darth Futuza looked up ominously from under his hood, his red eyes glowing ominously. He pulled out his lightsaber, and then slowly, ominously, turned it on.

"Count me in," he said, ominously.

[moondragon411]

I kinda like Star Wars but I ABSOLUTELY HATE STAR TREK! Count me in too...