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“GET YOUR ASSES OUT OF YOUR SEATS AND PREFORM THE DAMN PLEDGE ALREADY!” Yelled Arthryn at the top of her voice. The court lazily rose out of their seats, and swore to tell the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, on the golden banhammer of IF.
If you were to break you're pledge, things would get ugly.
“NOW SIT YOU’RE ASSES BACK DOWN! WE HAVE A LOT OF CASES TODAY! GET TO IT!” Yelled Arthryn. The IF Court of Banhammering was about to have its first day in court. And it was about to get pretty ugly.
Arthryn Rose out of her seat, brushed the dust off of her shirt, and said: “Geb, you were accused of spamming and flaming in un-logical places all over IF. How do you plead?”
Geb stood up, cleared his throat, and yelled at the top of his lungs: “NOT GUILTY YOU BUNCH OF ASSHOLES! I STILL HAVE UNFINISHED BUISNESS TO ATEND TO ON IF! YOU SHALL NOT BAN ME!”
“Geb, no wonder nobody likes you. Stop shouting, stop cursing, and let’s get to it. Alright, let’s hear the witness’s side of the story.”
Moondragon411 and Moomoose leapt out of their seats, pointed at Geb, and yelled: “He’s GUILTY Your Honor!”
“Yeah, but what is he guilty for?” Arthryn seemed arrogant.
“Guilty of spamming, and flaming. He insulted my mother! MY MOTHER! DAMN YOU GEB!” Moondragon411 looked so angry; you could almost see the steam coming out of her ears.
Geb looked down sadly, and let out a flow of false tears.
“All… I… wanted… Was a place…. TO DESTROY!!!” He yelled, and pulled out a remote.
“If you ban my ass, you will all die! I Have a Nuclear missile pointed DIRECTLY at this court, and if you ban me, it will be the last thing you ever do. I Swear on the Golden Banhammer.”
Arthryn slammed the golden banhammer down on the desk, and instantly, Geb was banned.
“You’re banned. Go ahead and use the remote. I dare you. You’ll just kill yourself anyway.”
Geb laughed madly. “FINE THEN! I WILL!” He pushed the big red button on the remote. Nothing happened.
“Hey…. Does anyone have some spare batteries that they could lend me? I promise I wont kill you? Pleeeeease?!”
Arthryn looked at Moondragon411 and Moomoose. “Girls – You know what to do.” Moondragon411 and Moomoose looked at Geb, with an evil grin on their faces
“The torture chamber it is then. I’m gonna have some fun with this guy….”
Geb screamed, and was dragged, kicking and screaming, by two Guards.
“NEXT!” Yelled Arthryn.
*End of Chapter One*
Don't worry, i'm still gonna work on The IF Organization. I Just needed something to do, as i was bored
This post has been edited by Adaminator3: 14 May 2008 - 12:01 AM
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Posted 14 May 2008 - 09:32 PM
