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 Aug 28 2009, 11:12 AM
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IT'S A MIGHTY DRAGON  Group: Members Posts: 195 Joined: 9-August 09  |
I don't think he's dumb, I just don't like him. One of my favorite parts in Eldest was when Eragon owned him.
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Aug 28 2009, 02:34 PM
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#107
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 Standard Issue Farmboy Group: Members Posts: 101 Joined: 30-October 07 |
QUOTE (Silverine @ Aug 28 2009, 06:37 AM)  QUOTE (dravarian26 @ Aug 27 2009, 09:15 PM) That arrogant elf, Vanir, I think it was. Who insults a guys with a dragon standing right next to them. That's why I liked him! In general I hate the elves, but that Vanir guy has balls!  If I were Eragon after the transformation I would have gone to the sparring grounds when Vanir was hanging out with all of his friends... Then I would have open hand slapped him around until he had a busted up face all over. It wasn't that Vanir had balls, it's the fact that his little wench ass was jealous Saphira didn't hatch for him and he's narcissistic. I'd humble him into a wheel chair for the rest of his days, along with a spider monkey whose only purpose is to do every day task for him because he wouldn't be able to move from the neck down. Then after I got away with it all I seduce his mother. If you can't tell Vanir is at the top of my list. |
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Aug 28 2009, 05:20 PM
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#108
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 Voulez-Vous manger mon dragon? Group: Members Posts: 351 Joined: 7-August 09 |
QUOTE (Stalemn @ Aug 28 2009, 02:34 PM) QUOTE (Silverine @ Aug 28 2009, 06:37 AM) QUOTE (dravarian26 @ Aug 27 2009, 09:15 PM) That arrogant elf, Vanir, I think it was. Who insults a guys with a dragon standing right next to them. That's why I liked him! In general I hate the elves, but that Vanir guy has balls! If I were Eragon after the transformation I would have gone to the sparring grounds when Vanir was hanging out with all of his friends... Then I would have open hand slapped him around until he had a busted up face all over. It wasn't that Vanir had balls, it's the fact that his little wench ass was jealous Saphira didn't hatch for him and he's narcissistic. I'd humble him into a wheel chair for the rest of his days, along with a spider monkey whose only purpose is to do every day task for him because he wouldn't be able to move from the neck down. Then after I got away with it all I seduce his mother. If you can't tell Vanir is at the top of my list. Impressive!  You're absolutely rigtht, he was jelous and narcisssistic! But, IMO he also had balls. I don't know why I liked him, maybe because he humiliated Eragon, and I like Eragon almost as much, as you like Vanir. Oh, and one more thing. I'm too lazy to look it up, so I'm not sure, but as far as I can remember, Vanir apologized to Eragon, when Eragon finally managed to defeat him. From a person who is as arrogant as Vanir, I think this is kind of a big deal, or at least improvement... -------------------- "In my dream, the world had suffered a terrible disaster. A black haze shut out the sun, and the darkness was alive with the moans and screams of wounded people. Suddenly, a small light glowed. A candle flickered into life, symbol of hope for millions. A single tiny candle, shining in the ugly dark. I laughed and blew it out." /The Joker/
"But only in their dreams can man be truly free. 'Twas always thus, and always thus will be." /Keating/ “You and I, we are the same, Eragon. Mirror images of one another." /Murtagh/ |
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Oct 31 2009, 03:21 PM
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#109
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Standard Issue Farmboy Group: Members Posts: 125 Joined: 26-July 09 |
The villagers from Carvahall except Roran, and maybe Eragon to a certain degree.He is getting way too much help.
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Oct 31 2009, 10:28 PM
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 Standard Issue Farmboy Group: Members Posts: 86 Joined: 18-October 09 |
I think it is Vanir, it isn't that hes dumb. Hes completly arrogant and acts like an ass when he is sparring against Eragon until Eragon defeats him after his transformation.
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Nov 1 2009, 01:47 PM
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 IT'S A MIGHTY DRAGON Group: Members Posts: 170 Joined: 16-October 09 |
Every single one of them are stupid
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Nov 5 2009, 02:06 AM
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 Standard Issue Farmboy Group: Members Posts: 123 Joined: 14-October 09 |
Why are so many people saying that the villagers from Carvahall are dumb? They were saving their skins!
Orrin seems dumb, although the guy can stand up for himself. And I mean dumb only in terms of Nasuada getting the better of him. He's a Science-brain and that ROCKS  Even think he'll discover something of significance in book 4! 
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Nov 6 2009, 12:41 AM
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 Standard Issue Farmboy Group: Members Posts: 148 Joined: 11-October 09 |
dumbest person=Eragon no doubt
-------------------- Answer: A spoken or written reply, but with me it is always right!
Man: A Male Human Oh My God, You killed Kenny-Kyle You B*stards-Stan Respect My Authoritah!-Cartman Come to the dark side...We have cookies-Saphruikan Come My Minions-Cartman No,That's Ignorant-The King of Pop-Micheal Jackson |
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Nov 7 2009, 01:06 AM
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 Standard Issue Farmboy Group: Members Posts: 126 Joined: 8-August 09 |
The dumbest thing is not actually a person. It is, however, something many of you have mentioned in your posts. I am referring, of course, to the utterly destroyed relationship between Eragon and Arya. Paolini wrote it so that neither time Eragon approached Arya can technically be pinned on him, but that doesn't make this any less annoying. I'm looking forward to seeing the loophole Paolini left himself for getting them together, and I sure hope that Eragon's affections are not just saved because Arya suddenly realizes she likes him. This may be necessary, but it had better not be all. Eragon's got to work for it, and it would have been better without the Ellesmera scenes. I almost hate myself for this, but I'm one of the people who would like to have them together. But, as I said, that's mostly because I want to see that loophole.
The Critic -------------------- Forgotten Secrets-The Critic's Book IV Originality is my strong point. One Ring to write it all, One Ring to edit; One Ring to hate its work and in the darkness shred it |
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Nov 10 2009, 12:16 AM
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IT'S A MIGHTY DRAGON Group: Members Posts: 182 Joined: 25-October 09 |
Roran.
He loves a person simply because of smiles. -------------------- A team of highly trained monkeys have been dispatched to effectively deal with the situation.
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Nov 12 2009, 08:29 AM
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 Standard Issue Farmboy Group: Members Posts: 64 Joined: 8-June 09 |
QUOTE (dcm33-pi314 @ Jun 5 2008, 06:43 PM) We have the smartest so why not make fun of the stupid ones. I have to say that Eragon is right up there. Eragon may not be the brightest bulb on the porch, but he's not that stupid really. Some of the villagers from Carvahall on the other hand.... Such as Loring. A quote from Eldest:"Barges? We don't want no stinking barges!" Two things I noticed were: 1. Bad grammar(double negative) 2. Complete thoughtlessness! There aren't any other ships BIG enough, guys. If you want to travel in comfort, that's fine, maybe the Lethrblaka have comfortable saddles. -------------------- A MYTHICAL SCENE FROM WORLD WAR 1
Soldier:Sir, we're surrounded! Colonel:Good, now we can attack in any direction. Charge! Soldier:*cut down by machine guns* I can recognize any American modern military aircraft.-------STEALTH PLANES ROCK |
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Nov 12 2009, 08:33 PM
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 Standard Issue Farmboy Group: Members Posts: 66 Joined: 11-October 09 |
Relationship Wise - Eragon. He is so clueless sometimes!!
Sloan - His thoughts: Lets challenge a fight with the cousin of a possible rider. There are rumors. Lets pretend its all make-believe and I can go and whine about how Roran took away my daughter and I lost my wife. Oh, I have an idea, lets betray the village to foul creatures who are obviously going to stab me in the back... I don't think he's too brilliant, personally .gif) I can't decide if Vanir is stupid, arrogant, or just angry because Saphira didn't choose him. I guess he's all three, so he's on my list. Not Christopher Paloni. He's got a great imagination, and his books are far better written that a lot of the other books released recently. He also graduated high school at 15. Most of the Forswarn. They didn't realize they were going against other dragon riders, and died because of it. Some urgals - not all. Only the ones who like challenging people just because they want to fight them (and lose, then whine about it). -------------------- Hello :)
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Nov 13 2009, 01:00 PM
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 Standard Issue Farmboy Group: Members Posts: 16 Joined: 18-June 09 |
I honestly don't see why you guys hate Vanir so much... What he said was true, Eragon is pathetic, if he couldn't beat a elf 1 on 1 how could he manage to beat Galby + his dragon?
...But then of course he got transformed into a supar speshul awsom elf!11! This post has been edited by ImpishPuppet: Nov 13 2009, 01:00 PM -------------------- http://impishidea.com/
“I quite agree with you, and the moral of that is—‘Be what you would seem to be’—or, if you’de like it put more simply—‘Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise.’” -Duchess, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland |
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