[nra4ever]

This is the first time I have ever posted aomething I've written on this website (the one time I posted anything in the writers area, it was an assignment my younger brother did in class, and the three people who responded said it stunk.). This was an assignment I did during english, but the last 5 pages got corrupted. So I'm just posting the begining, and rewriting the rest of it, with a new ending (something tells me a lot of you wouldn't think Gandalf being a drug dealer; my english teacher didn't). Tell me what you think.



It was a dark and stormy night. Chuck Norris looked out of his bedroom window, watching a dark figure approach the house. He was wondering how many more clichés the author could possibly fit

into the first paragraph when someone knocked at the door. Bewildered that someone would be calling at such an hour, puzzled about why they didn’t use the doorbell and confused by the authour’s utilization

of a thesaurus, he went down to answer the door. When he opened the door the dark figure mentioned earlier in this paragraph did; text GOOD to 5432112 if you want him to tell the protagonist his parents

died and that he is now his legal guardian or, text BAD to 5432112 if you want him to try and kill Chuck Norris. The results of this vote will be revealed after this message from our sponsers.

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Thats all that I wrote that didn't get ruined (yes, I know its only one paragraph).

[Ganashi]

Um it was random which i write fan fiction like that, but my problem is I watch Walker Texas Ranger a lot. If you are going to be random at least have some essence of the show, like the name isn't Chuck Norris it is Cordell Walker.

[nra4ever]

i was going to get around to it but my computer broke, It still hasn't been fixed yet, and I can't type any more of it because the library has a stupid time limit for computer use. I'm planning to explain the name discrepancy thing as soon as i get a new computer (which will take a while).