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Posted 29 September 2008 - 02:43 PM
And I did change one thing.
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Chapter One
Once there were four children named Demon Lord, Allera, Culdud, and BTF. This is a story about something that happened to them when they were sent to a drug rehab after taking drugs. They were sent to a clinic owned by a mad professor named Mr. Sogemplow who lived in the heart of the industrial park, ten seconds away from the nearest strip club and a hundred miles away from the nearest police station. He was a very young man, had no friends, and owned a very large rehabilitation center. He also had a few bodyguards, the chief of which was named Bloodwake, who hated children and made it her personal ambition to see that every child in the world suffered a gruesome death. He himself was an ugly young man who had a wart directly on his nose and no hair, which was odd, seeing as he was only twenty years old. The four children hated him almost at once, but on the first evening he came to their cell to yell at them he looked so ugly that BTF (who was the smartest) was instantly revolted, and dumbledare, (who was semi-retarded) wanted to laugh at him, and openly did so. He was then promptly whacked on the head with baseball bat.
As soon as Sogemplow had finished yelling at him Demonlord turned to the others to discuss their fate.
“I’m bored,” he said.
BTF rolled her eyes. “Oh, thanks for telling us.”
“I thought he was a nice old man.” Said Allera.
“Yeah, about as nice as my Aunt maggie’s boobs.” Said Culdud laughing.
“I’m bored.” Said Demonlord.
“You said that already,” said Allera.
Demon lord shrugged. “Well, I am.”
They all sat there for a few more minutes, when suddenly they heard a bloodcurdling scream.
Culdud jumped up. “What was that?”
“Some guy screaming.” Said Allera in bored voice.
“Well I know that,” said Culdud rolling his eyes.
“Shut up both of you or you’ll both be screaming.” Snapped BTF.
Culdud and Allera shut up and sat on the bed.
“Well, what are we going to do tomorrow? Asked Demon lord.
Culdud shrugged. “I dunno. There’s a strip club down the street.”
“You are NOT going there,” said BTF feircly.
Culdud went over and sulked in corner.
They all sat around for another few minutes, wishing they had some drugs.
Demon Lord yawned. “Well, I’m still bored.” He stood up. “I’m going to bed.”
And with that he opened the door and and walked down the hall to the dormitory.
BTF stared at him for a minute, then got up and walked toward the door. Everyone else followed suit, and they all walked down the hall to the dormitories and all had a terrible night’s sleep.
This post has been edited by bucket: 30 July 2009 - 10:10 AM
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If not in this one, then most probably in a sequel. 
