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The IF Girl Welcome to the high life C0 Rate Topic: ***** 7 Votes

#1 User is offline   Katya Icon

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Post icon  Posted 19 October 2008 - 05:02 PM

Welcome to Inheritance Forum’s Elite Academy, where the cream of the crop live fabulously, go to their classes occasionally, and play-constantly.
Popular G.M. (Girl Model) Rinion is leaving behind her old life to attend the Elite Academy, an acclaimed boarding school in New York horse county, where glamorous rich kids don’t let the rules get in the way of an excellent time.

Determined to leave her past behind her, Rinion sets off to the Academy with big plans of reinventing herself. She’ll be a goddess-she’s a sophisticated French girl, after all!- and will find a boy who can properly worship her. But after only several days at the Academy, Rinion realizes that the only boy she wants is going to be a lot harder to get than she previously thought; especially since her self-absorbed new roommates, Ally and Hadha, aren’t exactly there to help- unless there’s something in it for them.

Hot guys, new intrigue, and delicious gossip add up to more trouble than ever for Rinion. But if risking her good-girl status is what it takes to get the man of her dreams and gain a reputation- she’ll do all that and more to become The IF Girl.



The first week at the Academy had flown by so quickly. It seemed that it was just yesterday that she had sweet-talked a geeky-looking second year- what was his name; Bucket, maybe?- into hauling her Louis Vuitton luggage from her father’s Ferrari to the very room she now occupied. Of course, the room was not by any means hers. Her two roommates had made it very clear to her from day one that it was THEIR room, THEIR CONDOMS, and THEIR BOOZE. Rinion cringed as he looked at their unmade beds; silk sheets in a tangle. On the second day, she had tried to tidy up the room a little.

She remembered it vividly. She’d been making the beds when the door crashed open.
“WHERE’D YOU PUT THE RUBBING ALCOHOL, WENCH?” screamed Ally as she stumbled into the room, clutching a bottle of Absolut in her left hand. The girl threw herself down onto Rinion’s wrinkless bed, sighing as she brought the bottle to her face.
“I JUST DRUNK DAT LAST DROP. THERE WAS THAT RUBBING ALCOHOL, THOUGH. WHERE’D YOU PUT IT?”
Rinion remembered smiling proudly.
“I effectively decontaminated about 97% of the bacteria in this room with that bottle alone.”

Ally had looked blankly at her, a smirk rising on her freshly glossed lips. She had stood up with an uncanny air of self-assurance, and tripped her way out of the room.

The next day, all of Rinion’s bras were missing. It had turned out that Ally had “accidentally dropped” them into some boy’s laundry pile.

And that’s when she met him.

Although it was admittedly awkward to see him standing there, holding her red, mesh bras with a scowl on his face, Rinion knew she was taken from the moment she laid eyes on him.

Despite the fact that she nearly died of an asthma attack from that stinking cigarette he had held between his unnaturally sharp teeth.

He was a bad boy. She was a good girl. She liked it.

This post has been edited by Katya: 19 October 2008 - 05:09 PM


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Posted 19 October 2008 - 05:07 PM

Oh goodness. I love this story. It has much potential.


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Posted 19 October 2008 - 05:09 PM

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Oh, katya. How did you know Absolut was my favorite?

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Posted 19 October 2008 - 05:13 PM

Its 5AM and I am sitting here naked. You made me read your story and I like it.

How long until cannibalism, hairless Elf groins and kinky sex?
DAT ASS

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Posted 19 October 2008 - 05:16 PM

Just go ahead and make this 'Holy pooop Stay Away'
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Posted 19 October 2008 - 05:17 PM

I think exactly.... Three minutes ago.

I love it, it's hilarious.
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Posted 19 October 2008 - 06:47 PM

Crazily hilarious already. Its awesome.

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Posted 19 October 2008 - 11:32 PM

I wonder who "he" is? awesome-old.gif

MOAR?

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Posted 20 October 2008 - 02:17 AM

Haha, it's awesome. Love it already.


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Posted 20 October 2008 - 05:23 AM

QUOTE (BartimaeusTrilogyFan @ Oct 20 2008, 11:32 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I wonder who "he" is? awesome-old.gif

Probably GreaterEB.

Katya has a massive crush on GEB.
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Posted 20 October 2008 - 06:13 AM

Rinion the girl?? blink.gif
Loved it, Katya. UPDATE. ).gif

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Posted 20 October 2008 - 08:20 AM

If you make me sleep with TheGreaterEb I'll suspend you.
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Posted 20 October 2008 - 08:22 AM

QUOTE (Rinion @ Oct 20 2008, 09:20 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
If you make me sleep with TheGreaterEb I'll suspend you.


Do it, Katya.
I will un-suspend you.

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Posted 20 October 2008 - 03:14 PM

QUOTE (Ally @ Oct 20 2008, 09:22 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (Rinion @ Oct 20 2008, 09:20 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
If you make me sleep with TheGreaterEb I'll suspend you.


Do it, Katya.
I will un-suspend you.

Oh God . . . oh my . . . *starts laughing all over again*

*recovers*

Can't wait for the next update, Katya! awesome-old.gif

And I actually suspected someone else. Hmm I guess we'll have to wait and see. p.gif

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Posted 20 October 2008 - 04:53 PM

QUOTE (BartimaeusTrilogyFan @ Oct 20 2008, 03:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (Ally @ Oct 20 2008, 09:22 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (Rinion @ Oct 20 2008, 09:20 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
If you make me sleep with TheGreaterEb I'll suspend you.


Do it, Katya.
I will un-suspend you.

Oh God . . . oh my . . . *starts laughing all over again*

*recovers*

Can't wait for the next update, Katya! awesome-old.gif

And I actually suspected someone else. Hmm I guess we'll have to wait and see. p.gif


*reacts pretty much the same way*

Please update, Katya!

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