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Posted 26 October 2008 - 12:02 PM
"Wait so you want us to fight each other to the death for a mod position?" CuLDud asked looking up at the man sitting in a ridiculously high chair to make himself seem taller.
"Yes, it shall be your final battle" Charles said taking a bite of a toqiuto. CuLDud backed up a little bit from Charles afraid.
"You know you look nice today" CuLDud said. Charles said nothing and went about his toquitos not noticing CuLDud still sitting there. "I like your Pokemon tattoo, I got one too" CuLDud said lifting up the sleeve of his long shirt to show his tattoo.
"That is Digimon you fool." CuLDud looked down to see the tattoo did in fact have Digimon in small lettering in the right hand corner. "YOU FAIL!" and with that CuLDud was blasted out of the hall to the wilderness of IF. CuLDud walked through the wilderness scared, walking toward Elven King who was talking to himself frantically. He followed them to the battlefield where Geezer, Ultima_Valenhart, MOTB and Ganashi were fighting. He began walking toward them when all of a sudden he heard a rustling behind him. "Oh dear" he said to himself, and a dark figure jumped out of the trees, making his view go black.
SOGEMPLOW TIME! Yay kids it's everyone's favorite part of the show when we choose one lucky, n00by member to be brutally killed by Sogemplow. And... hold on one second this envelope is tricky.... why do they make them so hard to open? Whhhhhhyyyy! Oh here we go, and the member is..... KINGFLOAT! Lets watch shall we.
Kingfloat stood shirtless in front of a mirror, flexing. "Oh yeah, thats it, the ladies are going to love it. I should take a picture for the hot ladies on IF, show them how a real man looks" he said to the mirror n00bishly. He looked closer to the mirror seeing he had and zit on his forehead and attempted to pop it. That is when he saw a creepy face appear in the mirror. "What the hell I don't want a guy, I want a lady".
That is when Sogemplow jumped out of the mirror, Kingfloat turned to run. He ran toward his drawer but Sogemplow grabbed his hair and started bashing his face into the dresser. Kingfloat's nose broke with a crunch and blood flooded out of his nose. "What the hell man!", he scream as Sogemplow threw him against the mirror shattering it. The glass broke and some stuck in Kingfloat's back. That is when in the space where the mirror once was Katya appeared and ate Kingfloat. Then she threw him up blood and body parts going everywhere.
'There ya go" she said to Soggy.
"Cool, will you fuck me now?"
"No" she said laughing.
"Fuck" he said looking down. He saw one of Kingfloat's eyes looking at Katya, "STOP LOOKING!" he yelled squishing it.
Chapter One part Two Crazeh:
CuLDud found himself on the floor and a strange person covered in gray on him. He began to squirm "WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!" he yelled his arms flailing like noodles... yes noodles.
"Hi i'm BTF, welcome to IF!" said the gray object. CuLDud quickly threw it off, it hitting a tree stump but getting up like nothing happened. "I'm like Emerald Dream a year or so ago crazy right??"
"What does that mean" CuLDud asked looking at the gray object trying to figure out if it was a boy or a girl.
"Well I welcome new members, and I have a following of them crazeh no?"
"Yeah sounds pretty crazy, hey I have to ask are you a boy or a girl?"
"Well i'm a girl but the mods believe i'm a 35 year old man so i'm a who zits what zits. Choose which ever you like, I am a girl but the mods put this gray thing on me."
"Um I say your a girl" and with that the gray turn into a young teenage girl. She quickly grabbed his hand and dragged him off to a stump only 20 feet to their left. On it sat a bucket.
"CuLDud meet the almighty bucket!" she yelled pointing at the bucket. CuLDud just stood staring at it, just a plain old bucket. "You are so right bucket, ketchup is good on pasta."
"Kay, well i'm going to be off, got a thread to go see. By the way how do you know my name?"
BTF turned toward him he eyes red, "BECAUSE I KNOW EVEYONES NAME!" Then her eyes returned back too normal, "silly, besides you can't go bucket has said you can."
"Um so when will he say I can go?" CuLDud asked looking at the ordinary pail.
"You'll hear him silly, but first you have to ask."
"Um may I please go bucket?"
"Say please!"
"Um may I please go bucket?"
"Now do a dance"
"What??"
"Do a little dance"
"Uh okay" and with that CuLDud did a little dance. Then he looked at BTF and the bucket. Suddenly the bucket tipped over spilling water and BTF lifted her hands.
"Now you may go!" she/he yelled and CuLDud took off sprinting.
Eh that is it so far, if you guys like it i'll make more.
This post has been edited by Ganashi: 26 October 2008 - 12:10 PM
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