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Sogemplow: *standing in the middle of a field, chilling*
Sogemplow: *phone rings* Hey. I didn't know I got service out here. Hey Katya.
Katya: *on phone* Dude! Are you out on the plains?
Sogemplow: ... Yeah, why?
Katya: They say this blue whale escaped from a nuclear power plant! It can fly and it has a massive erection and its heading RIGHT FOR YOU.
Sogemplow: ... WTF!??!
*In slow motion, Sogemplow turns around. Above him, hovering like some giant sentient cloud is a blue whale, soaring towards him*
Sogemplow: O_O
*on phone, Katya can be heard screaming*
*intense music, shockingly like the Jaws theme, plays*
Sogemplow: O_O
Katya (v/o): RUUUUUUN.
*Blue whale is already passing over Sogemplow. Out of the gloom, a giant pair of testicles appears...*
Sogemplow (in slo-mo): NOOOOOOOOO...
*BLUE WHALE TEABAGS SOGEMPLOW SO HARD THAT HE GOES FLYING*
*fade to black* *end*
A tale of random occurances (C0)
So random... you might die.
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Spinner 
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Posted 22 November 2008 - 09:05 PM
C L O U D N I G H
I also write Feathers at Anchor
Favorite OW's :: The Cleaner - The Rose Knight - Elementra - Midnight Eclipse
I also write Feathers at Anchor
Favorite OW's :: The Cleaner - The Rose Knight - Elementra - Midnight Eclipse
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LivDragon
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Posted 22 November 2008 - 09:18 PM
I'd like to see a movie of that .gif)
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Funny spying link - Was stolen
"Why can't someone do something without someone else copying them?"
At least change the wording to 'Who I'm going to murder'
Something like that... but no... that's not what people want to do.
"Why can't someone do something without someone else copying them?"
At least change the wording to 'Who I'm going to murder'
Something like that... but no... that's not what people want to do.
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China Oolong
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Posted 02 December 2008 - 01:40 PM
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Stormfire
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Posted 02 December 2008 - 04:11 PM
Oh my god. 
"Look, no matter how someone appears to be on the outside we are all held together by paperclips, dust and bluetac." - Riss
"I was scrolling down to see the large picture on this fairly small screen, and was like "Oh... dark room... ookay then... where is Stormy... OMGWTF?!" - Quoth
"I was scrolling down to see the large picture on this fairly small screen, and was like "Oh... dark room... ookay then... where is Stormy... OMGWTF?!" - Quoth
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Vincent
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Posted 02 December 2008 - 05:11 PM
XD XD Awesome.
~Call me Vince~
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Calling all literature lovers!
"Vince, you are totally the pimp of this forum when it comes to the 13-15 year old girls." -Charles
Calling all literature lovers!
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Hoof Hearted
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Posted 19 December 2008 - 05:51 PM
Ben, what the hell have you been smoking and why the BLARGH haven't you shared this pooop with me?
Jesus does not approve of shotguns akimbo.
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Spinner
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Posted 19 December 2008 - 08:21 PM
Well, technically I've been smoking my imagination.
More to come...
Ben
More to come...
Ben
C L O U D N I G H
I also write Feathers at Anchor
Favorite OW's :: The Cleaner - The Rose Knight - Elementra - Midnight Eclipse
I also write Feathers at Anchor
Favorite OW's :: The Cleaner - The Rose Knight - Elementra - Midnight Eclipse
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Vincent
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Posted 19 December 2008 - 08:54 PM
Update soon Ben. This is amazing.
I wonder if Sogemplow has seen this...
He probably has. XD
I wonder if Sogemplow has seen this...
He probably has. XD
~Call me Vince~
"Vince, you are totally the pimp of this forum when it comes to the 13-15 year old girls." -Charles
Calling all literature lovers!
"Vince, you are totally the pimp of this forum when it comes to the 13-15 year old girls." -Charles
Calling all literature lovers!
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Darth Futuza
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Posted 11 March 2009 - 12:03 AM
QUOTE (Spinner @ Dec 19 2008, 06:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Well, technically I've been smoking my imagination.
More to come...
Ben
More to come...
Ben
Don't let me down on that, Ben!
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American Flag
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Posted 21 March 2009 - 04:17 PM
You've been let down O.o. Funny, by the way.
You're like the King of Stupid. ~ Charles
Call me Sam