[Ultima Valenhart]

...yeah, I wont blame you if you don't like it.

The basic plot outline for you:

A mysterious curse has taken over the Realm of Shur'tugal. A curse that makes everyone sing when they least expect to. The Team, a group of individuals who see to the running of Inheritance City, are in a state of panic and are planning to enlist several of Inheritance's inhabitants to help them rid the city of this curse. They have even asked the dreaded Fangirls for their assiatance inbetween swooning. Is it the work of a neighbouring Realm? Or could it be the work of The Shurties, the people who make, and atempt to uphold, the laws of the Realm. There is a possibility that they have gotten too mad with Inheritance City and The Team for deciding to go their own way...

Act 1, Scene 1: Another Day At The Office, Part 1

[The scene opens in the surveillance room of Admin Tower where four Moderators- a special brand of police force- (Rinion, Charles, Risstalle and Vincent) are watching various CCTV screens and making notes on certain individuals. Hadhafang, the city’s Vice Administrator, stands behind them making notes of her own on the performance of the four Moderators.]

Charles

Buddy you’re a noob, make a big noise
Talkin’ in the street, gonna be an oldie some day
You got mud on yo face
You big disgrace
Postin’ your polls all over the place

Four Moderators

We will, we will Mod you
We will, we will Mod you

Rinion

Buddy you’re a Fangirl, weird girl
Dancin’ in the street, gonna get all restrained some day
You got love on yo face
You big disgrace
Stalkin’ your celeb all over the place

Four Moderators

We will, we will Mod you
We will, we will Mod you

Hadhafang

Buddy you’re all Mods here, Mods here
Watchin’ with your eyes, gonna ban you a noob some day
You got PWNT on your face
Lookin’ for disgrace
I’m here to make sure you stay in your place

I will, I will Mod you...

Chalres: We really need to get rid of this f*cking curse!

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Yeah, only short, but meh.

[Lady Goldylocks]

Haha, I thought that was really funny. I would like to see more of this.

This post has been edited by Lady Goldylocks: 15 December 2008 - 10:58 AM

[Pixel]

Awesome! The best part is the "We will, we will Mod you", and then Charles line at the end.

[Rinion]

So you did post it, then. I want more.

[China Oolong]

I ALWAYS like your stuff, UV.

[Ultima Valenhart]

Thank you guys! I'll try and update it tomorrow!

[PandaSlayer]

I lol'ed at Charles line at the end.

[Hoof Hearted]

I'd like to see more if this. =)

[Charles]

I am intrigued. Please continue.

[allera]

Oh, UV. You're musicals are always entertaining. I really like how it's set to "We Will Rock You" by Queen.

More please!

[Ultima Valenhart]

I continued it...with limited success this time.

Act1, Scene1, Part2

Vincent: What?

Charles: I said, we have to get rid of this BLARGHING curse! Any clearer now?

Risstalle: Bring on the trumpets.

Vincent: What?

Risstalle: Bring on the trumpets!

Vincent: ...

Rinion: Maybe we should ask the Fangirls for help.

Charles: What do you think Hadha?

Hadhafang: I think I’m watching you and you’re supposed to be watching those screens.

Rinion: How maddeningly unhelpful.

Risstalle: Bring on the trumpets!

Vincent: Should we ask the Fangirls for their help or not?

Charles: No. They like musicals too much.

Rinion: They like everything too much. They’re FANgirls.

Hadhafang: Aside from the Antis that is.

Charles: But even they should become fed up of singing their feelings at improbable moments. And Fangirls being Antis has never made any sense to me.

Rinion: Ask UV. She'll explain it to you.

Risstalle: Bring on the trumpets!

Vincent: This has nothing to do with trumpets...

Risstalle: BRING ON THE TRUMPETS!

Charles: I suppose there’s no harm in asking.

Risstalle: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Trumpets!

[The scene switches to the entrance of Inheritance City, where two new people (hereby known as Noobs) are moving in. A helpful pair of Moderators (Pixel and Allera) are sat behind a desk with FAQs duct-tapped to it. Palagrin is, like usual, hanging around the area.]

Eragonishot101: hI! W3’rE, lyk, l0$t!

Arya9872654: We’re NEEEEEEEEEEEW!!!!!!!

Allera: Really?!

Arya9872654: Yup! ^_^

Allera: That was sarcasm.

Palagrin: You’re breaking the rules using that many exclamation points.

Arya9872654: Sorry...Haven’t read the rules.

Palagrin: What a surprise! They’re chiselled into the city walls for all to see!

Pixel: Isn’t it great that there are so many Wannabe-Mods about to do our jobs for us?

Allera: Oh yes...

Palagrin: Bah!

CulDud: I wanna be a Mod!

[A tumbleweed gently blows past]

Pixel: Anyway...how can we help you?

Eragonishot101: We lyk, dun kno wear 2 g0!

Pixel

You enter our nice city
And you start uptown.
You put in your eight hours
For the powers that have always been.
They are the Admins.

Palagrin

Then you go

Allera

Downtown
Where the Fangirls rule.
Downtown
Where it’s almost Yule.
Downtown
Where you can’t be cool
And, you go
to read the rules

Culdud

Yes you go

Pixel

Downtown
and please mind your head
Downtown
or you’ll end up “dead”
Downtown
where you live on bread
in the snow
in this city

BTF and SRMS

Uptown you cater to a million jerks.
Uptown you're their bitches and
you’re their clerks
eating all your lunches at the
hot dog carts.
The Admin’s take your money
and they break your hearts.

Uptown you cater to a million whores.
You disinfect terrazzo on their
bathroom floors.
Your morning's tribulation,
afternoon's a curse
and five o'clock is even worse

Palagrin

That’s when you go

UV

Downtown
You can come with us
Downtown
But don’t cause a fuss
Downtown
And please do not cuss
Or you’re out
Of this city

Mithol

Bah! I’m a Fangirl. A nuisance? Bah!
I live over there with Hanna,
They do not trust us Fangirls. Gah!
Come with us then
Oh, I am actually an Anti,
I don’t like the books
That we have read.
But still, I’m here with some shelter, a bed,
Crust of bread and a life
Us Fangirls we, will be “their” wife,
Which I am.
So I live

Palagrin

Downtown

Mithol

That's your home address.
You live

Culdud

Downtown

Mithol

Because you are less.
You live

Palagrin

Downtown

Mithol

Where Anti’s are jes'
Status Quo.

Culdud

In this city

Arya9872654

Someone show me a way to be
a Fangirl,
'cause I constantly pray I'll be
a Fangirl
Please, won't somebody say I'll be
a Fangirl
Someone gimme my shot to be
a Fangirl. [Repeat over the next verse]

Palagrin

Downtown

UV and Mithol
There are rules for us.

CulDud

Downtown

UV and Mithol

'Cause it's dangerous.

Palagrin

Downtown

UV and Mithol

And Arthryn is our boss
In this city

Ultima V: What just happened?

Mithol: Did we just sing? Cool!

Allera: No, not cool. We’re doing all we can to get rid of this Curse.

Eragonishot101: y?

Pixel: Because it’s irritating. And nearly Christmas.

Allera: What’s the betting we have some sort of Christmas scene?

[The screeching of a tannoy suddenly kicks in]

Risstalle: Trumpets!

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Anyway, the song I edited badly was Skid Row(Downtown) from Little Shop of Horrors.

And for anyone who may be wondering...TRUMPETS!

This post has been edited by Ultima Valenhart: 23 December 2008 - 03:20 PM

[Hadhafang]

Brilliant. XD Absolutely brilliant.

[Ultima Valenhart]

Thank you Hadha! ^^

Now prepare for the xmas update XP

[Under Warranty]

This reminds me of the Buffy musical episode!

Nice work! I like it

[China Oolong]

Oh, I love the trumpets.


XD