[Hoof Hearted]

I'm going to be writing this randomly, just so you know. No plans. Nothing. This is all fresh off the press material. Hope it comes out semi well.

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"Cold. I have always been cold... Well, that's a lie. Once I was a really nice person. I was, in fact, the warmest person you'd ever meet. Of course, I was still freaking freezing, but at least my personality didn't suck too, then. Then...I met him. Wait, who the BLARGH am I talking to? I don't understand any of this."

At this second, Sogemplow stopped talking, realizing that he was higher then hell. He looked to his hand, where there was a blunt between his fingers. Grumbling, he smashed the end of it against the console he was standing at, leaving a brownish residue. He quickly pressed a black button, which turned the recording machine off.

I had better get out of here before Captain Spinner catches me. he thought to the voice inside his head. It didn't respond. This made Sogemplow very sad, but he was still determined to get out of the room. So, he pulled out the invisibility cloak he had stolen from a Harry Potter fanboy, and threw it over his back, making him invisible to everyone but groundhogs and Jamaicans who were high.

With no other word, he slunk out of the room.

Captain Spinner then walked into his quarters. Whistling a tune from his second favorite Disney Channel movie, High School Musical 2, he turned on his console and pressed the black button.

"Cold. I have always been cold... Well, that's a lie. Once I was a really nice person. I was, in fact, the warmest person you'd ever meet. Of course, I was still freaking freezing, but at least my personality didn't suck too, then. Then, I met him. The pirate was devilishly clever. I couldn't defeat him in a battle of wits or a battle of strength. Actually, I could have, but..."

At this moment, a voice played over the ship's intercom system. "Captain Spinner, this is Spo--erm, Vincent. We have a visual on the pirate ship. Awaiting orders."

"Persue it," Spinner ordered. It was after ten seconds of silence that the sexually attractive officer realized that the intercom system really wasn't intercom at all, and was in fact a one way communication...thing. This made the officer really mad. He took a mental note to get a real intercom installed.

He leisurely turned off the console, opened the door to the hallway of the ship, and began the relatively short walk to the bridge where Vincent was waiting. "Hello, Vincy old chum," he said, clasping a hand firmly onto the pilot's shoulder. "You say we found the Nameless Drifter?"

"Aye captain, they're hailing us." Vincent said.

"Open the communication."

Vincent fiddled with a few buttons, quickly opening a communication line between the two ships. Upon the wide LCD screen (What the hell does LCD mean, by the way?), a single man appeared. "Hello, Benny old boy."

"Josh. So nice to see you again," Captain Spinner said, casually spinning a bottle.

"Yes, it has been some time since we last met. And it was such a great meeting, too!"

"Oh yeah. I quite liked getting my EAR CHEWED ON BY A CHINCHILLA."

Josh laughed maniacally. "Ahh, Chinchillas. Such silly things."

"I'm going to destroy you, Josh, you and your whole crew of pirate scum."

"...what? No tea first? I insist you come over to my ship for tea, first!"

Spinner paused. "Tea? Well, I never really could say no to some tea..."

"Bring two people if you want. Yes, tonight at...six?"

"Sounds good. Then, after tea, I will destroy you."

"Deal."

The communication was shut. "You know, for a pirate, he's well mannered," Spinner said to Vincent. The pilot nodded, pressed a few butons, then stood up. "Tea..."

"Do you think its a trap?"

"Nah, that would cut the story really short."

"Good point, captain."

TO BE CONTINUED.

[Vincent]

Oooh, I'm in this. Yay!

This pretty awesome. Nice job.

[Lady Goldylocks]

This is really cool stuff

[BartimaeusTrilogyFan]

I love it. I want more.

*waits*

[Hoof Hearted]

More shall come...eventually.

[Sogemplow]

I've been in your last three stories.
Do I really make that good of a character?

[Hoof Hearted]

I've been in your last three stories.
Do I really make that good of a character?

You're just easy to pick on.

[Riss]

LCD = Liquid Crystal Display I believe (runs of to check) yup I'm right.

Nice work so far

[Sogemplow]

LSD is Lysergic acid Diethylamide.
I never figured out why it was LSD and not LAD.

Hey, Josh, in the next chapter, can I wear a bikini?

[Hoof Hearted]

Sure you can Soggy. Sorry I haven't added more to this quite yet.

[Vincent]

Come on now Josh, this is hilarious, you must update.

[Darth Futuza]

It was a trap.

[Suicidal Bunny]

This is really good, Josh. Please give us some more.

[Hoof Hearted]

I'll see what I can do.

[Thorin]

Perhaps you should go to the eye doctor, so that perhaps you actually could see what you could do? Or perhaps I should just tell you. What you can do is update.

So do it.