[Joey Vice]

It's the Shur'tugal's Illastrated Picture Book!
Golden!!

(Shows both Eragon and Roran siting in a waiting room, Roran is smokeing.)

E: Hey, I just noticed, you still smoke, Roran.

R: (blows out some smoke...) Didn't you quit?

E: Hey! Just because I got Smokers Cough...*cough*...doesm't mean I smoke.

R: Then what does it mean?

E: ...Wait! Isn't this suposed to be a hospital?

R: (takes out an ashtray and puts out the cigar) It's no big deal...

E: Whoa, you're just going to ignore that sign on that wall over there, thats so wrong...

R: What sign?

E: the one behind you.

R: (turns around to look at the sign on the wall) Like I said...

E: Man, i should kill you for...(yelps an roran swings his hammer at eragon, which misses and hits the wall with a loud thud)

R: Im sorry, I must of missed there, I need to go to the combat ring to train. (gets up and walks out the door)

E:(when Roran is out of his sight) I've got a strange famliy...

S: (in his mind) Really? That makes me like them better!

E: *sigh*

[Lady Goldylocks]

I really don't see how this belongs in IF stories. This forum is for stories related to the members, the forum in general and inside jokes. SInce this is about Roran and ERagon it belongs in the inheritance fanfiction section.

And you also need an c-level. Please read the writers' hangout rules, before posting!