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#1 User is offline   Ultima Valenhart Icon

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Posted 28 March 2009 - 07:53 AM

So, I'm going to have a bash at another IF story. Points if you can spot the two jokes. One is much more obvious than the other.

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The scope: It has been seven years since Ash completed his journey to become a Pokémon Master, and now it is the turn of someone else to step up to the plate. A simple Fangirl from Pallet Town has a dream of travelling the world and becoming a Pokémon Master herself. This is her story. And also the story of the people she meets. Try to enjoy.

Chapter 1: Small Town, Big Dream

Lying on her bed, Hanna stared up at her ceiling and smiled. Greg James was on the radio, but that wasn't why she was smiling. Zac Efron was his guest, but that wasn't the reason either. Today she would start her journey with a Pokémon and become the Champion of the Kanto league, and then a Pokémon Master. Before all this could happen, though, she needed to see Oak and recieve her first Pokémon.

Sighing, she sat up for a moment then bounced off her Brad Pitt duvet set, crossed her room covered in poster of (very hot) male movie stars and tapped the mousepad on her laptop to flash up a desktop wallpaper of Russell Howard. She clicked on "Withdraw Item" and a compartment under her computer desk opened to reveal the Potion that seemed to come free with every laptop sold. She took the potion out and put it into a pocket in her pocket covered bag, each pocket meant for something else. The big pocket was even rumoured to be able to store a bike. The Potion went into a pocket meant for medicine.

Done with her laptop, she switched it off and opened her wardrobe. From there she pulled out three sets of clothes, all made by FanGirl Designs and perfect for stalking in at night, and put two of them in the biggest pocket of her bag(made by FanGirl Tools---FanGirl Inc covered all your needs), this pocket meant for Key Items, and put the third set on; a black dress and black, knee-high FM boots. Meant for stalking in, they would just have to do for catching Pokémon in.

Leaving the wardrobe door open, she went into the bathroom and grabbed some esentials; namely a toothbrush, toothpaste, soap, a loofah, a hairbrush and a scrunchie. She returned to her room and put all of these items, save the hairbrush, into her bag. With this Key Item in hand she returned to her wardrobe and brushed her hair while looking into a mirror set into the wardrobe door, framed by more pictures of male celebrities.

Once done with her hair, she lowered the brush to her side and her smile widened.

"This is it." she told her reflection. "This is the day you start your journey to become a Pokémon Master."

Excited, she closed her wardrobe door, put the hairbrush in her bag, swung the bag over her shoulder, took one last look at all the hot guys, turned the radio off and left the room.

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To Be Continued...?

What did you think? Oh, if on the small chance you want in, let me know. I need gym leaders.


^Read it. You may just be in it.^

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Posted 28 March 2009 - 08:09 AM

Cool, I'd like to see where this story is going. IF + Pokémon = win XD I couldn't find the jokes though, but my head is so stuffed right now I barely manages to read...

On a side note, you don't need c-levels anymore.
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Posted 28 March 2009 - 04:16 PM

Excellent, a Pokemon IF story. This is going well so far.

QUOTE (Lady Goldylocks @ Mar 28 2009, 01:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
On a side note, you don't need c-levels anymore.


Why not?

EDIT: Never mind, I saw the "No more c-levels" thing.

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Posted 29 March 2009 - 12:03 AM

what were the jokes?
I just got fired by my boss. He texted me. I don't have texting on my plan. I paid 25 cents to be fired.
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Posted 29 March 2009 - 02:18 PM

It took me forever to figure out that the title was a pun of Impotence. At least, I think so. I thought it was something about you being tense. But no, it's "impotence", right?
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Posted 29 March 2009 - 02:19 PM

QUOTE (DwarvesRule @ Mar 29 2009, 07:18 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It took me forever to figure out that the title was a pun of Impotence. At least, I think so. I thought it was something about you being tense. But no, it's "impotence", right?


I noticed that, but I wasn't sure whether it was one of the jokes or not.

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Posted 30 March 2009 - 08:18 AM

More, please. I have insatiable appetite for both pokemon and IF stories written by members I like. Combining the two pleases me greatly.
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Posted 30 March 2009 - 10:52 PM

Well, the loofah and the hairbrush is one of the jokes, is it not?
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Posted 30 March 2009 - 11:10 PM

I'm not exactly sure what makes it IF...at least so far. I mean it doesn't have me in it awesome-old.gif

But it was good. thumbup.gif

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Posted 01 April 2009 - 08:24 AM

This seems interesting...Pokemon and IF, huh? Sounds fun!

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Posted 01 April 2009 - 01:20 PM

QUOTE (DwarvesRule @ Mar 31 2009, 03:52 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Well, the loofah and the hairbrush is one of the jokes, is it not?


And you win the non-existant prize!

The other joke was all the Fangirlism. There's was a time when I was the Fangirl of IF. Probably still am. Ask Hadha.

Anyway, chapter 1 continued...

Downstairs, Mum was sat at the table watching TV; she turned as Hanna entered.

"Right." She said. "All girls dream of travelling. It said so on TV."

"Really?" Hanna asked. "What're you watching?"

"Doesn't matter." Mum answered. "Professor Oak was looking for you."

Hanna left the house for the streets of the extremely tiny Pallet Town and found James waiting outside her door, rucksack slung over his shoulder, video camera in hand.

"I'm coming with you!" he announced before Hanna could even begin to wonder why he was lurking outside her door in the manner of kingfloat. All that would be missing was a ladder.

"Oh really?" she responded. "Why?"

"A few reasons." He explained. "Firstly, I'm scared of the homeless people."

"Homeless people? What homeless people?"

"This town has two houses, yours and mine, and the Lab, yet loads of people are always wandering around."

"I see your point." Hanna agreed. "What are your other...possibly better...reasons?"

"Well," James replied. "Kingfloat."

Hanna nodded. No explanation was needed here.

"And," James continued. "There is also the fact that I want to make a film. A film about our Pokémon journey. I think I'll call it 'The First Pokémon Trainer Over The Age Of Ten To Challenge The Pokémon League Even Though She, As Most Do, Comes From A Two-Housed Town Like Pallet.'"

"A big long winded, isn't it?"~ Hanna teased.

"Don't you mock the creativity!" James almost yelled, arms waving melodramatically. "I plan to take Urban Snorlax to the big leagues!"

"...whatever." Hanna rolled her eyes. "I have to go see Oak."

"Skeen." James said turning the camera on.

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A better update coming soon...


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Posted 01 April 2009 - 03:06 PM

lol.gif But there are homeless people in all of the cites! In the Pokemon games, anyway. Kingfloat would probably hang around in a bigger place than Pallet Town; ther are more people for him to freak out. This story is going great!

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Posted 01 April 2009 - 05:11 PM

I never thought about them as homeless people.

But now that you mention it...
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Posted 01 April 2009 - 05:59 PM

QUOTE (Saint Rising @ Apr 1 2009, 03:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I never thought about them as homeless people.

But now that you mention it...

I feel so bad for them now...how do you donate money?

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Posted 02 April 2009 - 06:07 AM

QUOTE (Darth Futuza @ Apr 1 2009, 11:59 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (Saint Rising @ Apr 1 2009, 03:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I never thought about them as homeless people.

But now that you mention it...

I feel so bad for them now...how do you donate money?


You can't. I'm writing a letter to the company. Maybe in the next game we'll be able to.

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