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IFBS is a school located deep in the heart of some random forest. It is hidden from the eyes of the public. And with good reason, the members of IFBS are not normal. They are not normal at all.

In the human DNA, there is a recessive gene that can cause the host to be able to preform amazing feats. On average, about 1 in every 10000 people will have this recessive gene.

IFBS offers a sactuary to these gifted youngsters where they can learn to master their talents and to keep them safe. For the government have devised a weapon. A gun that shoots "the cure". Any mutant that is hit by a bullet fromt he gun will have their recessive gene removed. Many mutants want to fight back, but other still want to protect humanity from their violent brethren and live in peace.

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Proffesser Charles spoke first, "I need to meet with the brotherhood. There are matters we must discuss. Loki, Stormfire and Vincent, you come with me. You others, I need you to meet with a specific mutant who goes by the name of Ironhide. Bring him here. But be careful he is part of a strong coven of mutents who dont take kindly to outsider mutants. Kingfloat, you stay here and watch the kids."

"WTF??" Why is KF looking after the kids...don't you know he has...um..problems with kids?" Risstalle almost shouted.

"Yes, but his powers are the least usefull on these missions." Charles replied.

"Please can Vincent stay with me?" KF pleaded.

"STFU FOOOOL!" Vincent yellled and sparked up a bird and blew the smoke at him. The smoke shot at KF making a hissing sound and a burning smell. The rest of the croud's faces lit up with hope.

"ENOUGH." Charles roared like a bear with an electric clip attached to its ear. He moved infront of KF on his wheelchair and held up his hand. A pink floury umberella appeared and blocked the smoke. Everybodies faces fell. Even a tear was shed, KF was still alive.

"Ok people move out!" They all exited the room, KF went lookin for the kiddies, Charles, Loki, Vincent and Stomfire went to the hanger. After waiting for the security doors to open. Severl X Shaped doors, some trianle and a penis shaped one. "Remind me to yell at Risstalle about that" Charles said.

They all got in their hippy van.

"Ok, Palagrin take us away" ((//:: xD Familiar? ::\\)).

"Yesserbemyhonoursircantwaittobeofservicetoyousircanishineyourbo.." Palagin fumbled and was interupted by Charles

"GET A FUCKING MOVE ON YOU FUCKING IDIOT" Charles screamed at him and Palagrin squealed and slammed the peddle to the metal. Once outside the naked-volleyball pitch. Palagrin tapped his magical wand on the stearing wheel and the car rose into the air.


I'll finish the rest tomorow.

This post has been edited by i2enegade: 14 July 2009 - 01:49 AM

[alagaesia hobbit]

IF X-MEN!? Simply brilliant. Logan is my hero. =P

[PaekRai]

Now that's brilliant. Keep going!

[bucket]

RIP-OFF ARTIST!!!!!!

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Sorry bucket. Your story gave me the kick I needed to start this story which I wanted to do for a while. If you want, I can put Some credit goes to bucket at the top. Oh and don't worry, its not just X-men. =)

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Update time

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"Onwards" Palagrin cried at his Hippy Van and he tapped his magical wand on the stearing wheel again. The wand snapped in too.

"OMG, Oh no, Harry, my wand broke, aww my mums going to kill me. Help! HARRY SAVE ME." Palagrin cried.

"Palagrin, who the fuck are you talking to mofo, and you're wand was useless anyway" Vincent shouted at Palawala. Palagrin simply wailed at Vincent who said,

"Ok, Palagrin, stop the car".

"Nooooo, please.....EAT SLUGS BITCH!" Palagrin roared and his wand back fired into his belly and he flew out of the car and fell speedily towards the hard, hard, floor, spewing slugs everywhere as he went.

"Right, now lets get to Hogswar...The Brotherhood" Charles said.

Meanwhile, the others had arrived at Ironhides Coven. Infront of the building sat a rusty bucket (guess who).

"Youuu shall not pass!" Bucket yelled and some thin weedy yellow arms popped out the side with a staff and sword in each hand.

"Allow me, Risstalle said".....Said Risstalle, who walked up to the bucket, kicked the weapons away and took a dump in the bucket.

"Owned", commented Loki.

Upon entering the Coven building, the whole stip club turned to them. Most of the members where in various stages of nudity.

"What are you doing here fool!??!?" Screamed katya from on top of some random member. She ceased her lap dance and flew up with her large black wings and slew directly at the IFBS teachers. Everyone infront dived out the way, causing much pain to themselves and others as many of them had sharp or otherwise harmful protrusions on their bodies.

Elazar stepped up to the challenge.

"Remeber me love? I see you're skin complexion has become much better. Not like that old rubbery skin you used to have (For the old "Into the IFatrix readers =)). Elazar went into slow-mo mode and took out his band holding his dreadlocked hair back. He swished his hair around a couple of times in a Bay Watch style. Risstalle coughed.

"Ah, sorry" Elazar appolgiesed and the ends of his hair flew up and pointed at Katya, who was still flying towards him. She crashed into Elazar in a mess fashion.

During all this, the rest of his group took a break to sample the clubs women. Katyas sharp claws dug into Elazars chest and his hair binded her wings and he punched her rapeatedly. Her nails grew and she stabbed him though the chest and ripped out his heart. Elazar, sunk to the floor, blood pouring out of him...then, a bright light filled the room and Elazar hovered above the floor and his appearence changed into that of a Dragon.

"I have been regenartated...someone find my fucking Tardkid" He said. Then he looked at Katya and yelled "HULK SMASH!!!" Katye was turned into a little puddle of oragne goo.

"Whos next bitches?" He siad to the rest of the strip club.


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Please don't kill me.

[Quoth the Raven]

Hah, that was interesting.

"Allow me, Risstalle said".....Said Risstalle, who walked up to the bucket, kicked the weapons away and took a dump in the bucket.

XD

[Palagrin]

Yey! I star in another IF Story!

Anyway, its abit random isn't it?

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Ya just a bit.

[Quoth the Raven]

1 in every 10000 people will have this recessive gene

So there are six hundred thousand people with it?

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Meh, who cares.

[Bee Bee Bee]

I love this idea.. maybe ... star me in it somehow. Nah.. I don't really care.. keep this up though.

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Will do, and yeh I'm sure you'll appear somewhere.

[Emily]

Lol, this complete genius. This is just too hilarious. I loved Loki's little side comment. Oh yeah, I love how you just have like book series added in. That's smart. Oh, I love it! Keep it coming, please! (Even if this was from a month ago)