[Bagenbaggage]

Capitulo uno, the Moddership:



Charles sits looking over the forum, eating toquitos as he usually does (because they is nommy). The forum is relatively quiet, silence everywhere except for the screams of the cycle which he tries not to associate with. That is when an outcry stretches from a section of wasteland known as the FTD. Charles quickly runs to a closet and put on some badass riot gear. Then he presses a button, the glass bubble in the ship which he was looking at opens and he jumps out onto IF.


Meanwhile:


"Dude what the hell happened to this place" says onion looking over the FTD. As he does this whereisbook4 runs up and looks at him. "Yeeeeessssss?"

"hwo aerz u!1!!11!" he says randomly exclaiming with his voice not matching his mouth much like a badly dubbed anime. He grabs a hammer and begins to hit a random soda can he has found.

"I'm onion I use to be around IF a lot. Where the hell is everyone?"

"Wlels kinfl0at iz chnanning n birningg ti bak wit hmi n Laly wnt crzay!!1!!1! Soz ti jstu su" he says grabbing onion's hand and leading him into the FTD. Book4 begins to drag him farther and farther into the FTD. They stop to look at CuLDud argue with a bucket.

"NO NO YOU'RE WRONG!" he yells looking at the bucket. The bucket is just sitting on a stump, not doing anything. "I'M NOT SURE WHAT IS GOING ON HERE!" The bucket is just sitting their motionless.

"Excuse me" onion says toward CuLDud who turns toward him.

"Yes?" he says politely.

"What happened around here? Where is Thorin? Kenny? James?"

"Well Thorin isn't around that much. Kenny got banned, and Revenge moved onto SW."

"T.W. North?"

"SW"

"Sogemplow?"

"Well he is still around, but mostly SW"

"EK?"

"Banned."

"So who is left?"

"Well it is pretty much me, Blagden, BB gun, Erona, DD, Arcane, Bucket, Kingfloat, Queenfloat, etc."

"I see" onion says slowly backing away. He does this for twelve minutes slowly backing farther and farther out of the FTD. That is when Book4 runs toward him.

"Wiat wt!!11!!!!" he yells. That is when Charles burst through the sky and lands holding a state of the art beanbag gun. He fires it at Book4 hitting him in the face, and grabs onion.

"Run you fool! Run!" he says pulling onion faster out of the FTD. They catch their breath for a few seconds. "What were you doing in there without your stupidity protection?" Charles asks.

"My what now?" onion asks. Charles takes out a pair of earmuffs and puts it on his ears.

"There you go now have a nice day" he says and then grabs a small flying machine like Snake in Super Smash Bros. Brawl.

To be continued.

[bucket]

*rolls eyes* People just can't stop using me in their stories.

[Quoth the Raven]

Because you're just so use-able!

Wait, no...

Should I try to link that to the "bucket" pun or just leave it?

[Emily]

Lol, another IF story about FTD. Every story is about FTD an it's people. Anyway, nice to see bucket in ANOTHER story *coughed annoyedly*. How exciting...

Charles and his special atomic gear, how interesting. Short update, but it's a good start. Nice start for this one, though. Can't wait for next update.

[Bagenbaggage]

Chapter Two, Scrorched lands:


Onion walked through what looked to be a burned forest, earmuffs still on his head. All around there were people yelling nonsense at each other. "This is like Wonderland" he says to himself.

"Better than Neverland though ay?" says a man behind him. Onion turns to see it is Josh, wearing his usual sick grin. "Except you know instead of raping little kids asses, we're raping their minds. Please come with me, let me show you to a safe spot." He beckons onion to follow, and he does so reluctantly.

"So what have you been up to Josh, it has been a while? What is up with this FTD stuff?"

"Well" Josh says looking down at the SPAS 12 on his side. "You see this is basically the IF equivalent of a /b/, but unfortunately we can't creep all the unwanteds out. Usually on a chan or something they would just put a bunch of gore to discourage them but we can't do that. So we do our best to keep new, innocent members away." He looks up into the sky for a second and sighs. "But sometimes they come in anyway, and what we get is a flood of stupidity. More randomness blocking out all the weird, mature, fun we were having that you couldn't have other places on IF. Immaturity in the face of the mature."

They start to come up to a small house on the outskirts of the wasteland. A large sign with bullet holes in it, hangs outside. Printed on it "Tame em or Flame em". "As you know sometimes flame wars burst out, but in this environment our guns don't do much, either do theirs. I think in the end arguing over the internet is like the special olympics.." He opens the door and lets onion in, "you might win but you're still retarded."

Inside there is a veritable pick of members, sitting, drinking, talking up a storm. Each totting weapons that shouldn't be handled by people who are their age. Josh and onion sit at a table, a man coming up to them and handing them drinks. "A lot of us don't flame really but we do our best to keep content good. Some of the mods stop by, others don't think it might soil image through association. Most of them remain neutral despite their personal opinions."

"So who exactly are we trying to stop here?"

"Well it depends on what the person posts at that time, we don't make personal vendettas. Most of the members who make vendettas come across as too trollish." Nate sits down across the table from them with Soggy. "Sogs where ya been man?" he asks.

"Been keeping a low profile since the 'incident'" Soggy says.

"What incident?" Josh asks questioningly.

"Nothing, man. Nothing" And with that he goes and sits at a table by himself in the corner. A few moments later Charles walks in and sits with him and they talk.

"They've been talking a lot since SW started, i'm a member there myself" Josh says. Nate just drinks silently not saying a word looking around. "Nate doesn't talk that much" Josh whispers. "He is mostly good at observing, he sees things well"

"Sooo" onion says. "What exactly do we do now?"

"We wait for something to happen. Someone is going to make a posts that the rest of us wouldn't find so fun, and when they do we'll be there."

[Bee Bee Bee]

Woot, I got mentioned!

Ah jeez.