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Posted 27 July 2009 - 11:33 AM
There could be more but that if there's a response and if I can be bothered.
This is set some when in blood guclch when all the characters are there and lopez has a body.
Chapter 1.
Alex just lay there on some sort of grass looking up at the sky. His head hurt horribly probably a hangover. He just lay there and tried to go back to sleep. That was until he heard a voice with a strong american accent shout.
“Darn it Grif stay still”
A Voice replied “ Even though I have a good reputation as a do nothing slacker I have a big aversion to Big Hammers”. That was grifs voice Alex thought. At that thought he sat up and looked around. Just as he had feared he was in blood gulch. Watching a red Spartan 'Sarge' armed with a gravity hammer chasing a yellow one' Grif'. Oh no he thought this is one of those fanfics were a person from the real world gets put into the world of redvsblue.
“Thats right” A voice said out of no were said.
“Who the hell are you” Alex asks
“I am the writer” the voice said again
“No your not”
“Yes I am” the voice said very annoyed
“No your not”
“Well if you wont believe me” The voice said rather coolly. Alex who had been sitting there in his clothes suddenly became naked and then got a incredibly girly dress and grew a very French moustache.
“Why the F*ck have I got a French moustache” Alex shouted
“Now do you believe I am the writer” the voice said
“Ok you win what do you want me to do” Alex said annoyed.
“Nothing I am just a sub-plot to get the story going Byee” the voice said before the pain in Alex's head went.
“What the F*ck was that all about” Alex shouted at the air “ Don't I even get to change out of these clothes” There was not reply from the air. F*cking great now everyone here will think I'm weird.
Alex looked around and saw grif running towards him or more accurately away from sarge. Alex tried to gets grifs attention but he was to afraid of sarge to notice. So Alex tried to get sarges attention but nothing worked until he thought of something and shouted
“Look out the dirty blues are attacking” That got sarges attention who stopped chasing grif and looked around shouting.
“Wait you dirty blues we are in the middle of recreational activities” Then he noticed Alex walking over. Sarge quickly got his shotgun out and pointed at me saying.
“Freeze you dirty Blue” then addressing his team “ Get your asses over here I have caught myself a Dirty blue prisoner” Simmons , Grif , Donut and Lopez all appeared and walked over to me. Alex couldn't tell what there exspressions were but he could guess.
“When did I become a prisoner” Alex asked.
“Since I captured you now shut your mouth you dirty blue” Sarge said
“And when did I become a blue” Alex said trying to wiggle out of it.
“Well your not red so you must be a dirty blue” Sarge answered. Suddenly a CRACK rang out from behind Alex and the trail of a sniper rifle shot went miles wide of sarge.
“Ok who been F*cking with the sights on this thing” Churches voice came from behind Alex.
“It not us man your just total Sh*t with that” Tuckers voice said from behind him. Alex heard the THWACK of Church hitting tucker over the head.
“What you doing here you diabolical blues” Sarge said pointing the shotgun at them.
“Rescuing the chick of course” Tucker said
“Who's the chick” Alex asked
“ Wait who said that Speak up” Tex said accompanied with the snick of a battle rifle.
“I did” Alex said turning to face them. They all looked stunned even with the armour.
Finally church said “Dude why you dressed as a chick”
“ Because the writer had a grudge against me”
“Who the F*ck is the writer”
“I am” The Voice said again
“ I thought you were a sub-plot to start the story” Alex asked
“ I was but I got bored”
“OK what can you do with all this writing power” Church asked snickering. Alex winced ,god knows what the writer would do to him. Suddenly churches armour just dissapeared and he was left standing there in some American flag boxers. Everyone burst out laughing.
“ Good job you most royal writer” Alex said.
“Thanks for that compliment I will take away your moustache and give you some armour” the voice said sounding pleased.
“Thank you your most best of writer” Alex said
“Kiss ass” Simmons said grif just looked stunned at Simmons calling someone else a kiss ass.
Suddenly Simmons armour dissapeared to reveal Simmons 2.0 and all his robotics. Alex suddenly got encased in armour and felt the moustache go.
“Right I have had my fun bye” the voice said.
The What the F*ck from church pretty much summed up what everyone was feeling.
ANYWAY back to the plot.
“You heard us we want the chick who turned out to be a guy in a dress” Tex said
“Well come and get her sorry him” Sarge said pumping his shotgun.
“Sure..........SHEILA” Church shouted.
“Oh Sh*t leg it” Grif said while running away with the rest of red squad.
“Stand firm Red team” Sarge shouted Sheila fired a shell right next to him.
“Diabolical blues.........Full retreat” With that sarge legged it.
“Wahoooo another victory for the blue Team Suck it red” Church shouted after them.
“so” church said turning to alex “Whats your name”
“Alex”
“Wanna come back to are base” Tex said
“Sure” Alex said
“As long as you help the blues” Church said
“Sure” alex said. They started walking back to base he found himself walking with Tex.
“So how do you end up in the middle of this godforsaken place” Tex asked
“Well I guess I was transported here by command but I can't guess because they wiped my memory” Alex said making up a lie.
“Kinda sucky” Tex said. She then took of her helmet to scratch a itch and Alex got his first look at her face. She had long brown hair in a ponytail startling green eyes and a small nose. All things considered Alex thought she was very attractive. He wolf whistled quietly at her. The whole squad froze waiting for Tex to hit him but she just smiled and carried on walking.
“Holy pooop how did he pull that off without loosing both goolies” Tucker thought outloud
“Hey stop hitting on my girlfriend” Church shouted at him
“I am not your girlfriend” Tex said grabbing Alex's hand and speeding up. This seemed to annoy church even more watching Tex and Alex holding hands in front of him. They continued in this fashion until they got back to base.
“So where am I going to sleep” Alex asked.
“On the floor” Said church sounding very angry.
“He can sleep with me” Tex said
“ BOW CHICKA WOW WOW” Tucker said before being knocked out by Tex.
“There is no way I am letting you do that” Church answered
“I am the only person who's not sharing there room with anyone so there's plenty of space” Tex retorted. After half an hour of arguing and a few knock outs Tex won the conversation.
“Come on Alex” Tex said with particular emphasis on his name.
“Coming” Alex said
“BOW CHICKA WOW WOW” Tucker said before being knocked out by church this time.
When Alex entered Tex's room he was taken aback, it hadn't been what he was expecting. It looked like any other girls room . Heaps of clothes all over the place, some magazines and a rather girly bedside clock. But there was only one king size bed.
“Sorry about the mess” Tex said moving a pile of unwashed clothes into the washing up chute.
“Umm I'm not going to be sleeping on the floor am I” Alex asked
“No of course not ,you can have one side I will have the over You have a problem with that” Tex said slyly.
“No” He said looking forward to tonight.
“Lets get are armour of then go get tea” Tex said. And started taking of plates of her armor. Alex took of his helmet and started on the chestpeice. Tex saw his face . He was super Hot and she meant SUPER hot he had Short spiky brown hair ,nice jawline and a nice smile.
“What you looking at” Alex asked
“You” She said
“Do you like what you see” Alex asked flashing a smile and showing perfect white teeth.
“Yes I do” Tex said sexily. When they had taken of all there armour they just looked at each other. Checking each other out Alex was wearing some shorts with a rather exotic theme and a loose T-shirt. Tex was wearing a body hugging black bodysuit she used when in her armour. It made her look very Sexy making her even more curvy.
When they finished they exited the bedroom and went into the living room Church was there
Eating some pasta and looking like thunder. Tucker was there flirting with sister . Caboose was in the corner playing with some building bricks. Alex and Tex went through to the kitchen area and tried to find something to eat. They quickly decided that the best thing to do would be to make something so Tex started cutting stuff up while Alex went around the kitchen finding things. But he soon ran into a problem most of the things he needed were In a cupboard directly above Tex. When she refused to move he had to get close to her and reach across . This brought there faces very close together. They just stood in that position for awhile. They could feel each others breath. Suddenly Tex leaned forward and started Kissing him. This surprised Alex but he was quick to kiss back and face her properly. He started running his fingers through her wonderfully smooth hair. She response by moaning and opening her mouth granting him access. He quickly go the message and started exploring her mouth with his tongue. Her tongue moved forward into his exploring tongue intertwining it . They carry on in this fashion for along time. Alex looses track of time as he is lost in the passion.
Suddenly there is a enormous CRASH and Alex and Tex surface and look around to see Church is standing in the doorway with the remains of a bowl at his feet.
“WHAT THE F*CK” he shouts at them anger coursing through his voice. The two just stand there still panting from there kiss.
“Come on” Tex whispers to Alex. He follows obediently.
“And were the F*ck do you think you are going” Chuch says furiously catching Alex's arm.
“We are going to bed” Tex said to church in a challenging voice.
“Oh no your not” Church said still panting with rage.
“Oh yes we are and you can't stop us” Tex said walking off with Alex. Church threw a punch at the Back of Alex's head. Tex whipped around moving in font of Alex and catching the punch with a hand a twisting churches arm until there was a enormous SNAP and he yelled out in pain.
“Don't touch him” Tex snarled before walking away with Alex arms around each other. Church staggered out into the living room to see Tucker sitting at the table.
“What was that Sh*t” He asked “And were are they off too” gesturing toward were Tex had been.
“They are off to bed” Church said through gritted teeth.
“But it's only 9:00 o'clock” Then Tucker thought a moment “Holly Sh*t you don't think there gonna do it”?. Tuckers question was answered 10 minutes when some very loud moaning came from Tex's room.
“Christ they have only known each other like 1 hour” Tucker said a look of complete amazement on his face. “How does he do it” and if to prove Tuckers question Tex started shouting
“OH YES YESYESYESYESYEYSEYS” a little screech of ecstasy followed. Tucker just looked at church who looked utterly depressed.
“I'm going to bed” He said and slunk off looking totally dejected.
Church just lay In his bed listening to the screams of pleasure coming out Tex's room. Planning on how to get his revenge.
Blimey that took me 5 hours to write.
I hope you enjoyed it.
Please leave reviews if you want another chapter.
This post has been edited by wolffy: 27 July 2009 - 11:40 AM
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