[Burgoo King]

Prologue

"Ahh, what a brilliant day" Arthryn said, admiring the view of the blazing city outside her office window.

"AGGGH!!!! GET YOUR SWINEY HANDS AWAY FROM MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!" Soggemplow screamed as he entered the office, slamming the door behind him, making it crack.

"SOGGEMPLOW!!! MY MORTAL ENEMEH!!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU-- are those cookies?" Arthryn said, pointing at the big bag of cookies in sogemplows hand.

"Indeed they are. OH MY GOD-- WHAT THE F*CK HAPPENED TO THE CITY-- are those explosions? AWWWWWWWWESOME!!!"

They walked up to the transparent window overlooking the city in flames, as explosions sounded everywhere. Arthryn smiled at the explosions.

"ZOMG! This is awesome, isn't it?! Such a plesant view." She said, admiring the hellish scenery.

"What happened?" Soggemplow asked, admiring the flaming wreckage that once was IF.

"The whole city just suddenly came down with a case of the dreaded SWINE FLU!!!!" She laughed.

"Swine flu? On the internet?" Soggemplow frowned. it seemed impossible. Probably because the server was hosted on a mac. You see, mac's don't GET viruses. So they say.

"Adaminator3 came in yesterday screaming about the apocalypse. He was yelling, and we had him removed from office. he was right."

"What did he say?"

"Something about the Myan Calander."

"Ah. i see."

"One thing is for sure, its gonna get REAL busy down here--" she started, just as soon as a nuke blew the crap out of the city.

"Oh. Great." Soggemplow said, as he admired the blown-to-hell city.

This post has been edited by Adaminator3: 10 October 2009 - 06:13 PM

[Pasteurized]

O_O....what?


Hehe, pretty funny actually.

[bucket]

An IF-Story on crack.

[Quoth the Raven]

T_________T

*mind is filled with traumatic images of lollipops and rainbows*

This post has been edited by Quoth the Raven: 08 August 2009 - 05:28 PM

[Burgoo King]

(scene fades in on Medical Center's doorway)

DOOR BURSTS OPEN. bucket and a pregnant looking QTR are rushed inside, both screaming their hearts out.

BUCKET: "AHHHH!!!"
QTR: "SHUT UP AND LOCK THOSE MOTHERF*CKING DOORS!!!!"

Geb BURSTS out of the Brain Scan room, screaming.

GEB: "THEY ARE COMING! THEY ARE COMING!"
QTR: "WHO'S COMING?!!!!"
GEB: "THE DESTROYAHHHHHS!!!!!"
BUCKET: "ZOMG!!!! Where from?"

The scene quietens. Everybody looks at everybody else, and GEB looks at the cookies in Bucket's bag, hungrily.

GEB: "4-CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA----"

THEN, GEB EXPLOOOOOOOOOODES!!!!!

QTR: "Did he just say 4-Chan?" (looks at Bucket, helplessly.)

BUCKET: "4-CHAN?!!!!!" (Rages and turns super-sayin(sp?)."

HELPLESS ONLOOKER: "ITS OVER 9,000!!!!!!"

SCENE FADES, TO BE CONTINUED APPEARS ON SCREEN.

Geb's voice fades in....

GEB: "MMMM!!!! COOOKIES!!!!"

[bucket]

Wow, I'm in another story, go figure!!! How original!!!

Seriously, it's getting kind of old. Not because I'm offended, just because it's been done so many times.

No offense, but this story is kind of stupid.

This post has been edited by bucket: 09 August 2009 - 03:42 PM

[Burgoo King]

(scene fades in on bucket)

BUCKET: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRGHHH!!!!!"

(Bucket goes on an insane rampage, killing several innocent bystanders in the process)

QTR: "ZOMGZZZ, even the baby has gone super sayian!!"

(cuts to her stomach glowing yellow)

(zooms out to reveal Bucket turning from yellow to red)

QTR: "OMG! THERES A BOMB!!!"

BOOOOOOOMM!!!!

Onlooker (whilst being sprayed by various pieces of buckets skin): "BITCH GOT SEEERVED!"

(cuts to black)

This post has been edited by Adaminator3: 09 August 2009 - 08:41 PM

[Quoth the Raven]

LOLOLOL.

I would say that I'm honored to be in an IF story, but... I'm not sure that's quite accurate in this situation.

QTR: "ZOMGZZZ, even the baby has gone super sayian!!"

(cuts to her stomach glowing yellow)

Poor baby ain't gonna have a father.

This post has been edited by Quoth the Raven: 09 August 2009 - 11:15 PM

[Burgoo King]

(scene fades in on Retard Centeral)

wellofsouls: "ZOMGZZZ DO I SHMELL T3H COOKIEZ?"
Spinner(The Doctor): "We don't use chatspeak in real life, okay?"
wellofsouls: "GOOO OF*CK A MUUUULE NOBODEH TELLZ ZMEH WHAT I CANT DOOOOOO!!!! naaaah just kidding i luuuurve you guys, will you be my friends--- OMG!!! U IS T3H KEEPING T3H COOKIEZ FROM ZMEH!!!!! I KILL U ALL!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! nawww just kiddding, i'll play nicely if you just-- GIMME THOSE DAMN COOKIES OR I SHALL RUULE YOU ALLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!"
Spinner: "Well, that's no good, is it?"
*points sonic screwdriver at wellofsouls's Jail Cell door, (swings shut)*

Spinner: "There we go. What saddens me is that you were about to be let free...."
wellofsouls: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! NOT AGAIIIIN~~~~!!!!!!!! GO TO EHEEEEEELLLLLL!!!! naw just kidding....."

(Arthryn walks in)
Arthryn: "Spinner, hows it hanging?" *Munches on soggemplow's cookies*
Spinner: "Well, just the usual".
wellofsouls: "ZOMG COOOKIES!!!! MINEIMINEMINEMINEMINMINMINMINMINEEEEEE!!!!!"
*Spinner tazers wellofsouls, who collapses*
Arthryn: "Thanks."
Spinner: "I hated him anyway"
Arthryn: "Good Riddance. Now, down to buisness"

This post has been edited by Adaminator3: 10 August 2009 - 04:15 PM

[Quoth the Raven]

Finally some sanity approaching?

[Prudery]

Wow, could you tone it down about 2574254254547763432567423156854554564545 notches? It went from funny to just ridiculous in less than two posts.

Sorry if I sound hasrsh. I can see potential, just get off the caffeine high please.

[Emily]

Lol, this is hilarious. The QTR and bucket part just made me laugh my guts out with the first sentence. Lol, this can't get any better...or can it?

And yeah, I agree with erona, I kinda just skipped most of the sentences that you had for wellofsouls, but then I read on .

[Burgoo King]

Wow, could you tone it down about 2574254254547763432567423156854554564545 notches? It went from funny to just ridiculous in less than two posts.

I was actually immitating wellofsouls infamous posts then. And my versions were toned down about 2574254254547763432567423156854554564545 notches anyway. LOLOLOL.

(Scene fades in on Arthryn, Soggemplow and Spinner in the Confrence Room)
Spinner: "Now, can someone PLEASE tell me what happened to the city?"
Arthryn: "You know Queenfloat?"
Soggemplow: "The one who started the furby revolution a few weeks ago?"
Arthryn: "Hell yeah. Well, anyways, she is shooting a movie. Actually a movie trillogy. Any ideas of what its about?"

*Spinner and Soggemplow exchange glances.*

Arthryn:"Part I: Revenge of the Furbies. Part II, The Furbies Strike Back. Part III, "Furbies Reloaded"."
Soggemplow: "God. No. Just... No."
Spinner: "What caused her to do this to us!?!?!?!!!!!"
Arthryn: "We know that the movies themselves are a diabolical plan which must be stopped. But that's not the only thing. She's using real bombs. Real Atom bombs."

*Soggemplow and Spinner's jaws drop*

Arthryn: "And that's not all. We've been fighting off hackers-- from 4-Chan."
Soggemplow(Engraged): "WHAT?!!! THAT POOL OF UTTER NOOBISHNESS?!!!!! ARRRRRRRGH!!!!"
Suddenly, out of the window, it starts raining colorful flowers.
Arthryn(Eyes Wide): "Oh... Shit."

Then, the flowers spawned rocket launchers and blew a few buildings up. Surprisingly, none of them were aiming at the Medical Center.

Soggemplow: "Looks like the movie is rolling on."
Spinner: " Wow-- are you sure these are even movies or is she really plotting to destroy IF with furbies?"
Arthryn: "Probably. But the visual effects-- they look amazing!!!"
Soggemplow: "But i thought you just said they were real--"
Arthryn: "They are what i say they are!!!"

Suddenly, the door bursts open and Vincent bursts through in terror.

Vincent: "Guys! come quick!!! You're about to learn why its called the swine flu!!!"

*Pig yells come from behind the doorway. Arthryn, Soggemplow and Spinner exchange glances.*

Dun Dun Duuuun.

This post has been edited by Adaminator3: 12 August 2009 - 01:50 AM

[Gallahadion]

Thats a damn good one! Just as long as they don't blow up Heinz field, the Mellon arena, PNC Park Jo Jo's diner and Primanti bros. If that happens, the world as we know it will all fall apart!

[Burgoo King]

(Scene fades in on hallway with dead pigmen lying on the floor, well, dead.)

Arthryn: "Oink!!!"

Soggemplow: "Don't start."
Arthryn: "I suspected something along these lines... Swine flu cant come from pigs-- it turns you INTO one!!!!"
QTR(Walks in): "AHHHHHHHHHH!!! AHHHHHHHHH!"

Spinner walks up to her, not stepping on the pigmen.

Spinner: "Quothy!!!!!! OH NOOOOZ?!!!!"
Vincent: "Is her stomach glowing?"
QTR: "Get me some cookies and a bed! I'm having a baby!!!!"

Suddenly, a pigman grabbed her from behind dragging her into the darkness.

QTR: "NOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
Vincent: "Well, that simplifies things. Spinner, get back up here and help me and Soggy board the doors-- We don't want to end up like them, do we?"

*Spinner runs up, and does said job with everyone else.

Vincent: "Good boy!"
Spinner: "WOOF!"
Vincent: "Right. Now, we just wait for everything to calm down--"
BOOM!!!!
Arthryn: "Was that an explosion... Wait... Soggemplow... Did you give her the cookies?"

(Everyone looks at Soggy)

Soggemplow: "You mean the cookies you told me to get you this morning, before everyone seemed that they were on crack?"
(Everyone else nodds)

Soggemplow: "Um.... Yeah?"
Arthryn: "Those cookies have too much raw powah for the average member."
Soggemplow: "You don't mean..."
Arthryn: "How many did you have?"
Sogemplow: "But I--"
Arthryn: "HOW MANY?!!!!"
Soggmeplow: "Several..."
Arthryn:"Several what?"
Soggemplow:"...Dozen."

Suddenly, Soggemplow EXPLOOOOOOOOOOOOEDS!!!!!

Vincent: "DAMN YOU, SOGGY! DAMN YOU ALL TO HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL!!!!!"

To Be Continued....
Next time, on IF Medical Center::

"Death Spikes -- for Ages 3+!!!"

This post has been edited by Adaminator3: 12 August 2009 - 01:50 AM