[baneofdurza]

Anything you find offensive please PM me with your complaint.


baneofdurza, cartman, metalhead and Starfire818 have all logged in
baneofdurza:Hey Starfire you finished with my next chapter?
cartman: Oh have you made it HarryxNasuada?
Starfire818: @cartman ewww that is wrong in so many ways! @baneofdurza not yet but I have to go to church I will finish it in like half an hour
Starfire818 has logged off
cartman: BOD IS IN LOVE, BOD IS IN LOVE.
baneofdurza: oh grow up fatass
cartman: don't call me fat ass you stupid jew!!!!!
metalhead: What the BLARGH
cartman: who is this guy?
baneofdurza: oh just some guy i met around general discussion he seems to have followed me hold on
baneofdurza has logged out
metalhead has logged out
1 hour later
baneofdurza has logged on
cartman: what took you so long?
baneofdurza: lets see you hack the pentagon and use its central mainframe to destroy metalheads town faster then that.
cartman: wow you can do that?
baneofdurza: it helps if you work fo North Korea
cartman: ARGH YOU SAID YOU WHERE AUSTRALIAN ARGH
baneofdurza: I am i just lied to the North Korean guard and said i was the level T programer on the guidence networ for there super weapon
metalhead has logged on
metalhead: dude some massive missile is heading this way
baneofdurza: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM METALHEAD
cartman: mommy
metalhead: fine bring it i challege you to pistols at dawn
metalhead, baneofdurza and cartman have logged off
Starfire818 has logged on
Starfire818: damn i missed them, hey whats this, pistols at dawn!!! oh crap bane he's a metalhead he can't be affected by bullets.
Starfire818 has logged off

[geeky Dragonrider]

This is funny and so far the randomness I expect here.

[baneofdurza]

Well the time has come to exploit my situation of having one perso read this

Baneofdurza, Starfire818, cartman and Geeky Dragonrider have all logged in

Baneofdurza: Well as you can see I won happy now cartman!
Starfire818: Well I must say that was the most horendus display of pistol duelling I have seen in my life! Metalhead couldn't even hold the pistol the right way! He ended up shooting a MOD!
Cartman: Hells Yeah!
Geeky Dragonrider: What's all this fuckers!
Cartman: Who the BLARGH are you!
Baneofdurza: Relax guys he's a friend
Kylar Starfire has logged in
Baneofdurza: Now that is an enemy!
Starfire818: Oh stop it!
Kylar Starfire: Thanks 818 & BOD your fan-fic sucks
geeky dragonrider: Dragon I am riding eat her for her Blasphamy!
Kylar Starfire, Cartman, Starfire818 and Baneofdurza:
Geeky Dragonrider:BOD YOU TRAITOR
Geeky dragonrider has logged out
Kylar Starfire: Your Fanfic sucks
Baneofdurza: Ok so can you just shut your trap!!!
Kylar Starfire: Your Fanfic sucks
cartman: Blasphemer!
cartman has logged off
Kylar Starfire: Your Fanfic sucks especially Spelling and Grammar
Starfire818: Ok now you can kill him/her
Starfire818 has logged out
Kylar Starfire: Your Fanfic sucks
Baneofdurza: I've already killed one person today and destroyed one town so I would shut up before I do it again
Kylar Starfire: Your Fanfic sucks
Baneofdurza has logged off
Kylar Starfire: Your Fanfic sucks
Kylar Starfire: Your Fanfic sucks
Kylar Starfire: Your Fanfic sucks
(This continues for the next 1/2 hour)
Kylar Starfire: Your Fanfic sucks
Kylar Starfire: Your Fanfic sucks
Kylar Starfire: Your Fanfic sucks
Baneofdurza has logged in
Baneofdurza: 10 second left till unable to abort missile
Kylar Starfire: Your Fanfic sucks
Baneofdurza: 9second left till unable to abort missile
Kylar Starfire: Your Fanfic sucks
Baneofdurza: 8 second left till unable to abort missile
Kylar Starfire: Your Fanfic sucks
Baneofdurza: 7 second left till unable to abort missile
Kylar Starfire: Your Fanfic sucks
Baneofdurza: 6 second left till unable to abort missile
Kylar Starfire: Your Fanfic sucks
Baneofdurza: 5 second left till unable to abort missile
Kylar Starfire: Your Fanfic sucks
Baneofdurza: 4 second left till unable to abort missile
Kylar Starfire: Your Fanfic sucks
Baneofdurza: 3 second left till unable to abort missile
Kylar Starfire: Your Fanfic sucks
Baneofdurza: 2 second left till unable to abort missile
Kylar Starfire: Your Fanfic sucks
Baneofdurza: 1 second left till unable to abort missile
Kylar Starfire: What is that pretty light out the window oh and Your Fanfic sucks
Baneofdurza: unable to abort missile you will die now
Elsewhere on earth at Kylar Starfires town
KABOOM
Kylar starfire: OH SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

[Emily]

I've read it. Even if I don't post, it doesn't mean that I haven't read it.

Not bad, it's a bit humorous, although you might want to fix up on the grammar so we can read it easier. Then you might be able to get more people to read and post.

These last view updates are good, so keep the funniness (is that even a word?) in there.

(PS: Oh yeah, and if you think something is offensive and you're not sure, then don't post it.)

[baneofdurza]

Starfire818 has logged in
Starfire818: Well it's Sunday so lets sing a hymn this one is "How deep the fathers love for us"
How deep the fathers love for us,
how vast beyond all measure,
that he should give his only son
to make a wretch his treasure.
How great the pain of searing loss:
the father turnshis face away
as wounds which mar the chosen one,
bring many sons to glory.
Geeky dragonrider has logged in
Geeky dragonrider: THE MODS ARE COMING, THE MODS ARE COMING
Starfire 818: Hey you just interfeird with me worshiping the lord
Hadhafang, Rinion and Arthryn have all logged in
Hadhafang: Well, well, well looky what we got here a geek and a bible basher
Rinion: If you worship andy god apart from those belonging to the dwarves YOU WILL BE BANNED
Arthryn: NOW GEEKY DRAGONRIDER YOU ARE SUSPENDED FOR A WEEK FO WARNING HER AND STARFIRE YOU ARE...
baneofdurza has logged in
baneofdurza: CHARGE
*a long hack battle proceeded and it finishes with baneofdurza gettig into Arthryn's account and banning Rinion & Hadhafang then trasfering TOTAL POWER to baneofdurza*
Hadhafang & Rinion:PERMABAND NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *These users has been PERMABAND*
Baneofdurza: Oh I am the best hacker ever!!!
Geeky Draonrider: ARGH YOU ARE A MOD THE MODS ARE HERE MY PREDICTION WAS TRUE
cartman has logged in
cartman: What did I miss? Am I late?
Baneofdurza, Starfire818 and geeky dragonrider: YEAH!!!!
cartman: oh pooop
cartman has logged out
Geeky dragonrider: Well I'm going to spread my Dark Prophetic Truths around the Forums
geeky dragonrider has logged off
Baneofdurza: well i would love to stay and finish the hymn with you but... well... umm...
baneofdurza has HURIEDLY logged off
starfire818: eh I'll just sing the next verse
Behold the man upon a cross,
my sin upon his shoulders;
ashamed I hear my mocking voice
call out among the scoffers.
It was my sin that held him there
until it was accomplished;
his dying breath has brought me life-
I know that it is finished.

You know wht lets just finish the hymn

Baneofdurza has logged in
BaneofDurza: I will not boast in anything,
no gifts, no power, no wisdom;
Starfire 818 joins in here:
But I will boast in Jesus Christ,
his death and resurrection.
Why should I gain in his reward?
I cannot give an answer,
but this I know with all my heart-
his wounds have paid my ransom

Starfire818:You...you joined in?
Baneofdurza: umm...
Baneofdurza has logged out
Starfire 818:
Starfire 818 has logged out

[Go for Gin]

So is this just fiction, or are these actual convos? Because if this isn't fiction, this isn't the place for this.

[baneofdurza]

So is this just fiction, or are these actual convos? Because if this isn't fiction, this isn't the place for this.

It's complete fiction
everything (well almost everything)
Every now and then if they say somethig really random I will put it in
Kylar Starfire saying Your Fanfic sucks was a play off of what (s)he said when I started Eldunarya Eaters (You're a bad writer)
Geeky dragonrider saying THE MODS ARE COMING, THE MODS ARE COMING is based on what he said in a PM but it was just a random comment he sent me

This post has been edited by baneofdurza: 28 September 2009 - 12:48 AM

[Starfire 818]

.................................................... I don't evem know what to say. It's funny, and totally...odd at the same time. Well, at least for the moment, you seem to have the people's characters in line. Oh, except for a couple things. 1) I don't swear 2) I don't even know whatever song that was and I'm a Baptist. Not sure exactly what religon the song was from. [and I would never sing on the internet]. 3) You forgot to capitalize Lord, Bible and Jesus. It bugs me. Majorly.

Do you seriously have conversations with all these people? IO know you and I talk sometimes, but are you seriously bored enough to sit around and PM people all day?



I pity you.


Starfire


Edit: I remember the post Kylar did. I sent him a PM about it once I read and to this day he hasn't opened it.

This post has been edited by Starfire 818: 28 September 2009 - 07:11 PM

[baneofdurza]

Alright thanks for the input

And I figured I had better get rid of Kylar fast before he actually came here and said THIS SUCKS
oh and it's a Presbeterian (sp) song and where do you swear in it? Carman does but you don't

This post has been edited by baneofdurza: 29 September 2009 - 07:03 AM

[baneofdurza]

baneofdurza has logged in
baneofdurza: Well my friends it is time to say goodbye
Starfire 818 has logged in
baneofdurza:It's been fun and I hope you enjoy your time here
Cartman has logged in
baneofdurza: But I shall return
Geeky Dragonrider has logged in
baneofdurza: On the 20th of October
Kylar Starfire has logged in
baneofdurza: greater then ever before
Thorn Pwns has logged in
baneofdurza: Let us join together and sing
YOU have logged in
Everyone: We are one but we are many and from all the lands on Earth we come, we share a dream and sing with one voice I am you are we are IF members, I am you are we are IF members
YOU have logged off
Thorn Pwns: see ya BOD have fun
Thorn Pwns has logged out
Kylar Starfire:...
Kylar Starfire has logged off
Geeky dragonrider: ARGH THE FORUMS HEAD MOD WILL BE GONE FOR 2 WEEKS WE ARE DOOMED
Geeky Dragonrider has logged out (screaming)
Cartman: See ya man OH and make a Harry and Nasuada Chapter
Cartman has logged off


(akward silence)


(akward silence continues)


(akward silence still going on)

Starfire 818: have fun BOD see you on the 20th
Baneofdurza: Yeah bye
Starfire 818 and Baneofdurza have logged off
Arthryn, Rinion and Hadhafang have logged in
Hadhafang: Well well well lookie what we got here
Rinion: Baneofdurza is going away how perfect
Arthryn: Yes I will hack his account while he is away and restore my powers then I WILL PERMABAN HIM AND STARFIRE 818
Arthryn, Rinion and Hadhafang have logged out
__________________________________________________________________

Will I get back in time
Is Arthryn going to regain control of IF
What the hell is there between Starfire 818 and myself
WHO WILL SAVE THE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All these and more will be answered on the 20th October 2...0...0...9

[Starfire 818]

Dude, you...are...officially....................................I don't even have a word for it. Odd? Weird? Crazy? High? I don't know? Sarcastic? Funny? Ummmmm, I still don't know.
Question, since when did you become the head mod [in your story]. And, just for affect, ARTHRYN! PLEASE HAVE MERCY! DON'T BAN ME!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!

Sceaming as I fall into an abyss.

Later, BOD.
Starfire

Edit: Oh, ok. I must have mis-read that part. OK. Btw, How could Rinion, Hadhafang and Arthryn log on if they are Permabanned? And what is your problem with them anyway? I thought they did/do a good job.

This post has been edited by Starfire 818: 01 October 2009 - 09:47 PM

[Hold Your Peace]

Mmmmfff....... Like Starfire said, this is definetley strange......and quite funny in my opinion too
I've never seen this type of IF story before, but having something fresh and uniqe is good aswell (:

Eagerly awating the 20th,

Thorn Pwns.


Edit: Oh, I was just re-reading your last chapter and noticed that I'm in it, yay

[geeky Dragonrider]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
*Inhales sharply*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Bane of durza is gone and so is Starfire818... now she will never finish her book Rebellion.
@Starfire818 Maybe those ex staff members have alternate accounts.
This is still funny and standard issue randomness.

[Hold Your Peace]

GeekyDragonrider, please don't spam it's against the rules and quite annoying.

[baneofdurza]

Baneofdurza has logged on
BOARD MESSAGE

HAHAHAHAHAHA UBER owned I HACKED AND RESTORED THE POWER TO ME AND PERMA BANNED YOU AND STARFIRE818 AND BROWNSAXAPHONE AND CARTMAN AND METAL HEAD AND EBERYONE ELSE YOU HAVE COME INTO CONTACT WITH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

P.S. will you write me a letter of recomendations to the University of California

Arthryn
Baneofdurza has logged off
Baneoftheelders has logged on
YOU WILL SUFFER NOW!!!!
Baneoftheelders has logged off
Arthryn has logged on
Arthryn: I'm actually BOD time to restore some accounts
Starfire818 has logged in
cartman has loggeed in
coolguy has logged in
Rinion has logged in
Hadhafang has logged in
Rinion: WHAT? MEMBERS RETURNING THIS IS NOT POSSIBLE
Hadhafang: do something arthryn
RINION AND HADHAFANG HAVE BEEN SUPER UBER PERMABANNED AND ARE UNABLE TO BE RESTORED WITHOUT TE 20000000000 NUMBER CODE
Power given too Baneofdurza, Starfire818, cartman, coolguy and Kylar Starfire
Arthryn has logged out
Baneofdurza has logged in
Arthryn has logged in (the real Arthryn)
Baneofdurza: Arthryn, what happened you where a good leader, last chance to explain yourself
Arthryn: *wheeze*Kill me*wheeze*I cant take*wheeze*the humiliation*wheeze**wheeze*
Baneofdurza:can you stop with the *wheeze**wheeze**wheeze*
Arthryn:*wheeze*I can't*wheeze*you broke my*wheeze**wheeze*paste now*wheeze*it does it*wheeze*every few words
Baneofdurza: One minute left
Arthyrn: Rinion and*wheeze*Hadhafang*wheeze*hack my account*wheeze*several times a*wheeze*day to say things*wheeze*that I dissagree*wheeze*with*wheeze**wheeze*I can fight it now*wheeze*thank you*wheeze**wheeze*
Baneofdurza: I am forced to do this Arthryn, but after a month when you return you will have small privilages until I see the time that you can regain position as ruler of IF, take your month to learn all about hacks
Arthryn has received a full suspension
coolguy: YOU DID IT, I was worried for a moment
Geeky dragonrider has logged in
Geeky dragonrider: Your becoming more like your father
Geeky dragonrider has logged off
EVERYONE: WTF
Cartman: I'm fine, you okay over there BOD
Cartman & coolguy have logged out
Starfire818: BOD how did you do it
Baneofdurza: Baneoftheelders is a friend from school whos account he asked me make i used it to attack Arthryn
Starfire818: Well ... wait who are you guys...argh BOD SOMEONE HELLLLP
Baneofdurza: STARFIRE818
Starfire818: If you ever want to talk to Starfire818 again reboot our accounts, and leave IF oh AND BRING $200000000 TO US BY 12:00AM ON THE 20TH OF DECEMBER
RINION AND HADHAFANG
BANEOFDURZA: pooop
CONNECTION TERMINATED