[Burgoo King]

So yeah, this is a sequel to my <a href="http://www.inheritanceforums.com/index.php?showtopic=51675" target="_blank">IF Medical Center</a> IF story. Why did I make a sequel? Cause this one has a different setting, as it wont be based around a hospital anymore (Duh.)
FYI, V-RPG stands for Virtual Role Playing Game.


<b>Prologue</b>

Vincent slowly opened his eyes, as he viewd the scene around him.

"WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK?!!!"

Thousands of IF members were choosing their race for the RPG. Vincent scratched his head.

"Well, I always liked Blood Elves." He said, as he chose his race.

"BLOOD ELF. YOU HAVE CHOSEN BLOOD ELF" Said the Narrator.

"Well, yeah. I just said that."

"YOU ARE ABOUT TO ENTER A WORLD OF FANTASY, MAGIC AND AWESOMENESS--"

"OMGOMGOMG!!! STFU AND JUST TAKE ME THERE!! If there is anything i hate more than narrators, its retarded n00b fuckwhores!!!"

The world fades white, and Vincent is transformed into a Blood Elf and thrown onto a floating platform of green grass.

"WHAT THE F<b></b>UCK?!!! BLOOD ELVES ARE-- FEMALE?!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

*Meanwhile*
(Authors Note: Reverted back to the old format of writing)
*Arthryn chose her race, which looked suspiciously like the catgirls you find in lots of weird anime.*

Arthryn: "Heh. Now I will be irresistible to that Vincent guy."

*She is teleported to the same place as Vincent was, who was in denial.*

Vincent: "No. This cant be possible. No. No. NOOOOOO!!!!"

Arthryn: "Who the hell are you?"

Vincent: "Godfu<b></b>ckingdamnit Arthryn. BLOOD ELVES ARE ALL FEMALE!!! ALL OF THEM!!! ALLLL OFFFFFF THEMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!"

Arthryn: "Oh, Vincent. You are so turning me on right now."

Vincent: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS A MOTHERFUCKING NIGHTMARE, IT HAS TO BE!!!"

*Next time: Who is the master of all? I AM BIATCH!*

This post has been edited by Burgoo King: Today, 03:18 AM

[geeky Dragonrider]

I almost feel sorry for Vincent...
So far it is the usual standard of insanity set by me...
(That is a good thing)

[Burgoo King]

[Fade in on Soggemplow standing in a wide open field]

Soggemplow: "Wow. A wide open field."

Narrator: "YOU HAVE CHOSEN YOUR USERNAME: CAPTIAN OBVIOUS!!!"

Captian Obvious: "Wow, my name has changed! Now I'm captian obvious!! I must be in some sort of virtual world! Wait, wasn't I dead?"

KingFloat: "Well, i revived you so you could take part in this ridiculous game. Fun, eh?"

Captian Obvious: "Oh, hey!!!! It's KingFloat!! He must have resurrected me to play a part in this weird RPG!!! Hey, wait-- where did KingFloat go? Oh look-- he's stabbing me in the chest with a knife!!! I'm dying! He killed me!"

*Captian Obvious dies*

KingFloat: "Good riddance. Now lets go kill some trolls!!!"

(From the distance) feren1: "HEY!!!! NO FAIR!!!!"

*Meanwhile*

Vincent: "AHHHHH!!! GET AWAY FROM ME!!!!"

Arthryn: "Heeey,Vincent my old pal. Wanna join my party so we can go kill some n00bs together?"

Vincent: "AHHHHH!!! Okay-- But only if you stop touching me!!!"

Arthryn: "Deal. We're gonna have so much fun together."

Vincent: "Phew. Now hopefully we are going to get some sanity."

(From the distance)Geb: "SAINTY?!!! WHATS THAT MEAN?!!!!"

Narrator: "YOU HAVE CHOSEN YOUR USERNAME. CAPTIAN OBLIVIOUS!!!!"

Geb: "WHATS GOIN ON?"

Vincent: "Shoulda seen that one coming."

Arthryn: "Hey, lets enter our world portal. Then we can do some quests!!"

Vincent: "Quests? Is this WOW or something?"

Narrator: "Correction: V-WOW."

Vincent: "Damnit."

Arthryn: "Come on!!! Let's go!!!"

Vincent: "Damnit."

Next time: Let the game beign!!!

This post has been edited by Adaminator3: 18 October 2009 - 02:59 AM

[Burgoo King]

[Fade-in on Vincent's face]

Vincent: "Wow, is that a dragon?"

*Vincent points up in the sky as a gigantic dragon flew overhead*

*Suddenly,a figure pops out of nowhere next to Vincent*

Arthryn: "OMG WTF BBQ!"

Mysterious Figure: "OH MY GOD, THE DRAGON IS TERRORIZING MY VILLAGE!!!"

Arthryn: "Yeah, isn't it beautiful?"

Mysterious Figure: "Won't you two brave heroes help us?"

Vincent: "Oh, Look! Fireworks!!!"

Arthryn: "I know, isn't it romantic?"

*Arthryn moves closer to Vincent*

Vincent: "Yea-- Wait, WHAT?!!"

*Vincent edges away from Arthryn*

Arthryn: "Awwww."

Vincent: "So.... That's your village there?"

Mysterious Stranger: "It was...."

[Dark points gained]

Vincent: "WOW, there's Light and Dark points in this game? FTW."

Arthryn: "Awesome. Well, there goes the village. What next?"

Mysterious Stranger: "I Guess i'll join your party. I've got nothing else to do."

Arthryn: "WOOT. She joined our party Vincent!!!"

*Arthryn hugs the Mysterious Stranger.*

Mysterious Stranger: "Uhh, thanks."

Arthryn: "So, what's your name?"

Mysterious Stranger: "QTR. But you can call me--"

Arthryn: "WTF? I thought you were dead!!!"

*Pulls away from QTR*

Vincent: "ZOMBIES? WOOT!"

Arthryn: "ZOMBIE SHECKS!!!"

Vincent: "WTF?"

QTR: "WAIT, GET AWAY FROM ME-- I'm NOT A ZOMBIE AND IM NOT GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA---"

Vincent: "STFU, I thought I heard something."

*The Dragon roars off in the distance*

Arthryn: "Uh-Oh."

Vincent: "IT'S AFTER US! RUN!"

QTR: "LOLOL."

*The Dragon starts firing fireballs at our heroes.*

Can our gang survive this menacing onslaught? Find out in the next amazing episode of IF VRPG!

[Burgoo King]

Vincent: "CAN WE SURVIVE THIS MENACING ONSLAUGHT?!!!"

Arthryn: "Uhh, yes. Only if you STFU though."

*Cut shot to reveal that they are hiding in a cave, whilst the Dragon searches for them*

QTR: "OMG."

Arthryn: "I said STFU!"

*The Dragon Roars*

Vincent: "OH NOES. Do you think it found us?"

Arthryn: "Yes."

QTR: "What now? Do we stay still or run?"

Arthryn: "I DONT KNOW! Give me a minute!"

*Cut shot to the Dragon*

Dragon's Thoughts: "OH NOES. THEY GOT AWAY. I MUST RAWR O RELEASE MAH FRUSTRATION!"

*The dragon roars again*

Dragon's Thoughts: "OH WELL. I MUST GET BACK TO MY CAVE NOW AND PROTECT MY TREASURE."

*Cut back to the party, who are hiding in the cave, quaking in fear*

QTR: "What do we do? WONT ANYONE TELL ME WHAT TO DO?!!!"

Vincent: "Dammit. We aren't at a high enough level to beat a monster that big-- game over dudes, GAME OVER!"

Arthryn: "Calm down. Run for the woods on my mark."

QTR: "What's your mark?"

*Suddenly, the dragon jumps in front of them and roars his head off*

Dragon's throughs: "OH THERE THEY ARE, HERE TO STEAL MY TREASURE! PROTECT! PROTECT!!!"

*The dragon lets out a jet of blue fire*

QTR: "Wait, why is that fire BLUE?"

Vincent: "It means its hotter."

QTR: "Really? But blue always means cold?"

Arthryn: "Anyone else here in intense pain right now or is it just me?"

Vincent: "Nope. we all equipped our anti-flame amulets. It absorbs all fire attacks."

Arthryn: "Why dont I have one?"

Vincent: "I stole it when you were trying to kiss me earlier"

Arthryn: "GODDDAMN IT WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT?!"

*Arthryn dies*

QTR: "ARTHRYN!!! NOOOOO!!!!"

Vincent: "Don't worry, she'll be back in six minutes."

QTR: "Huh?"

Vincent: "Thats how long it takes to be resurrected."

QTR: "Oh. Right."

Vincent: "Hey, QTR... Ever wonder why in games when you are burnt by a dragon, your clothes dont burn out?"

QTR: "They don't? Your clothes look burnt out to me..."

Vincent: "Oh....... shit."

QTR: "Yeeeeeah..... Lets get the heck outta here before anything unpleasant is revealed."

Vincent: "Ditto."

*The dragon roars, as Vincent and QTR began running as far away from it as possible, when suddenly---*

Vincent: "WTF? Who put this pit here?"

QTR: "I don't know. but it sure is deep."

Vincent: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

Next time: To escape the bottomless pit of unearthly doom....*

[American Flag]

This is funny. 5 Stars, keep it up.

[Burgoo King]

Update time!

Vicnent: "Well... So,

A) Our party leader is dead,
B) We have a raging dragon after our very souls,
C) We are stuck in a pit with no way out.

That about sum it up?"

QTR: "OMG Shut up and quit complaining!"

Vincent: "Well, things can't get any worse."

QTR: "Don't say that."

Vincent: "Why?"

QTR: "Because, in stories like this, whenever a character says that things cant get any worse, they do."

Arthryn: "Damn straight!"

Vincent: "OMG WTF BBQ ITS ARTHRYN! SHE RESPAWNED--!!"

Arthryn: "Yeah. And because it wasnt teamkilling bastards that directly killed me, I respawned instantly. Then, to get my revenge, I made this pithole."

Vincent: "Well, dosent that suck. One question though..."

Arthryn: "Go on...."

Vincent: "Why a pithole? That's so... so... Medieval!"

Arthryn: "I had a spell to make one, so I made one."

Vincent: "Yeah, but why here? Why not in any other place around the cave? How did you know that we were going to run to this spot exactly?"

Arthryn: "Lucky guess. Have a fun night together, I'm gonna go level up myself. Consider this party temporarily disbanded!"

Vincent: "NOOOOO! TEMPORARILY DISBANDED? THATS WORSE THAN-- actually, it really isn't that bad."

*Arthryn walks away from the pits entrance*

*Awkward silence*

Vincent: "Well, this is just fine. We are stuck in a hole with no way out. Its night time. My clothes have big holes in them, so I'm freezing."

QTR: "We could always huddle together for some body warmpth?"

Vincent: "ehehehh... oh wait, dude, you're serious?"

QTR: "Yeah. serious."

Vincent: "Srsly?"

QTR: "Dead serious."

Vincent: "WOOT! Maybe tonights going to be more bearable than i previously thought.... mwahahahahahaha."

[meanwhile...]

Arthryn: "Gee, I hope i didn't leave that handy dandy video recorder down in the pithole of doom. I sure Im turned the recording button off....."

*Dun Dun Dun*

This post has been edited by Adaminator3: 08 November 2009 - 03:31 AM

[Quoth the Raven]

wut



*cannot stop laughing*

Vince is stuck as female now, is he not?

This post has been edited by Quoth the Raven: 07 November 2009 - 07:00 PM

[Burgoo King]

Yes. I thought that would be an interesting plot twist.

[Quoth the Raven]

I cannot imagine what Arthryn would want with a juvenile sex tape, however.

[geeky Dragonrider]

Maybe blackmail...
I wouldn't put it past her.

[Burgoo King]

Update time!

[Meanwhille]

Spinner: "Whoa... Did I just get cured from the internet swine flu or what?"

KingFloat: "Yes, my child. You work for me now."

Spinner: "Wait... Is that KingFloat?"

KingFloat: "Uhh, no."

Spinner: "But-- it shows who's speaking right next to the speech marks--"

NotKingFloat: "I'm not KingFloat."

Spinner: "That's better. Why did you cure me?"

NotKingFloat: "So you could reunite.... With your mother!

Spinner: "Why are you doing this?"

NotKingFloat: "Because the author is loosing ideas. Duh."

Spinner: "OH. Right."

*Elsewhere*

Arthryn: "Oh god, my spidey senses are tingling. I think somethings happening with Vincent... I should check on them with my digital camera remote-- WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!!!!! Vincent and... And... QTR????? They're... They're..."

*Elsewhere*

Vincent: "Knight to B-12."

QTR: "Checkmate."

Vincent: "Godfuckingdammit."

*To Be Continued*

[geeky Dragonrider]

Ah! The mark of the Geek!
Great update.

[Burgoo King]

Update time!

Vincent: "Hey why are we playing chess?"

QTR: "Dunno. Bored, I guess."

Vincent: "We COULD be doing other things..."

QTR: "I already said I wasn't gay."

Vincent: "Awwww. I better at least have some fun while were here in this pit."

QTR: "I said I wasn't gay. I'm bi."

Vincent: "SHOOP DA WHOOP!"

*The whole pit vibrates and collapses upwards.*

*A loud, quake-ish voice sais "I'M A FIRIN MAH LAZERRRRR"*

Vincent: "Wow, I didn't know that was an option!"

QTR: "Wow. Now I'm not bored anymore. Time to get revenge on Arthryn."

Vincent: "Hey-- wait-- what are you doing?"

QTR: "This"

Vincent: "Get off me--- What--- The--"

QTR: "Arthryn has fallen for you. So I will take you from her."

Vincent: "Whoa, wait--"

QTR: "I SHALL BE THE RULER OF THE WORLD AND YOU SHALL BE MY QUEEN!"

Vincent: "Well, i DO like the sound of that..."

QTR: "MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA--------"

*Elsewhere*

Arthryn: "Vincent! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! That witch has gone too far. I SHALL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM WITH MY MIGHTY BANHAMMER!!"

*Elsewhere*

Vincent: "Did I just here a loud "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Coming from somewhere?"

QTR: "Come here, and you will be Queeen!"

Vincent: "But I'm a guy! At least-- IRL--"

*A loudspeaker emerges from the ceiling*

Loudspeaker Speaker: "Attention everyone. We have failed. Epically. Unfortunately, our game-pods had an irreversible side-effect: The realism program made this game too real. It has even changed your real bodies into your digital avatars. We are sorry for the inconvinience. V-RPG Will close now. Everything will return back to the way it was before... Everything except your bodies! Once again, sorry!"

Vincent: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOO~~~~~~~~~~~~~!"

QTR: "Come here, my Queen!"

Vincent: "NO! NO!"

QTR: "I'll let you be the main Queen. You're more iron-fist than I am."

Vincent: "Oh, alright. Let the establishment begin."

[Loudspeaker comes in again]: "Sorry. Everything we said before was a lie, except for the fact that we are returning you home. Good day."

Vincent: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

[Everything fades to white, and they emerge in the IF headquaters, with Arthryn waiting there for them]

Arthryn: "I'm disappointed in you, Vincent. You will be punished."

Vincent: "What for?!"

Arthryn: "For being allowed to live as a moderator. Now, i will demote you."

Vincent: "How far...?!!"

Arthryn: "THE CYCLE MODERATOR!!!"

Vincent: "Wasn't I one of those allready-- fuck it. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Arthryn: "Come here, QTR, And we shall rule the face of this earth together."

QTR: "WOOT."

[Time passes. QTR and Arthryn rule the world with an iron fist. It turns into an almost exact clone of the world they were in virtually. Vincent screws up, and Arthryn uses magic to turn him back into a girl again. QTR screws up, and then as punishment, Arthryn demotes her and puts QTR and Vincent in a pit of doom in some random forest somewhere.]

Vincent: "Well, that was kind of pointless."

QTR: "Agreed."

[geeky Dragonrider]

Why do I have a feeling I'll end up in this...
Oh well it's funny, and ADD is always a bonus (I know I have it)